PyrateJohn gmail.com> wrote:

Tsk, tsk...

Looks like you only saw Ken's slashed version of the Top TEN Reasons Why You
are a Cowardly Asshole.

Take a look at them ALL, you
spoiledrottenbelligerentretardeddyslexictempertantrumeddemoniclittleshitheadtinypeckeredmamasbabybrat:

10. He's so fuckin' broke that he can't afford to
buy a drink for Gaspar or gas enough to fart.

9. Deborah has got him by the short hairs and he
doesn't go ANYwhere without SWMBO...except to
dump the junk bus' POO tank every 6 days.

8. The cats poured kitty litter on his oatmeal and
now he's so constipated that he can't walk.

7. He got another case of chlamydia while living by
himself for a month and now his penis is "dribbling"
and he doesn't want Jose to see the wet spot on
his jeans.

6. He also got crabs during that month and doesn't
want Jose to see him scratching in a suspicious way
that Jose would "recognize".

5. He's still trying to figure out how to trap Jose
into phoning him so he can trace the call and find out
his real name and location.

4. The heavy-duty shock absorbers need replacing on
his bike.

3. Deborah (SWWSATIFND) came up with a new plan
to cheat, steal, and swindle.

2. He can't be away from "SkankyKitty" that long
for fear of getting a woody he can't handle without
her.

.... and the #1 reason why my deadbeat son won't meet
Jose Gaspar is .....

1. He's *knows* Karen will be there instead of Jose.