Hail Eris! On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:27:30 -0700, PyrateJohn sang, "If I were
a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, bloody,
bloody, blub...", and then randomly typed out:
> On Aug 19, 6:01Â pm, Ken Ehrett wrote:
>> On 19 Aug 2008 06:01:08 -0700, Jose Gaspar wrote:
>>>Team Karen member says...
>>>>"Ken Ehrett" wrote
>>
>>>>> I get such a kick out of your posting meltdowns Beavershot.
>>
>>>>Clueless.
>>
>>>Ken is a clueless wannabe
>>
>>>>The
>>>>> insane seething jealousy you have for Gilmer is simply amazing.
>>
>>>>Clueless.
>>
>>>Ken is a clueless wannabe
>>
>>>>> Hollywood should make a fucking movie about you. Â Sheesh. Â Oh I
>>>>> forgot, you're supposed to be a ruff and tumble Vietnam war hero who
>>>>> lives in Florida and still doesn't seem to be aware that a hurricane
>>>>> is going to make landfall just south of Tampa in about 24 hours.
>>
>>>>Clueless.
>>>>Clueless.
>>>>Clueless.
>>
>>>Ken is a clueless wannabe
>>>Ken is a clueless wannabe
>>>Ken is a clueless wannabe
>>
>>>Maybe Ken could switch from his present night job of sweeping floors at
>>>the Piggly Wiggly to sweeping floors at the National Hurricane Center?
>>
>>>That way he could tell the experts what a hurricane really is - in his
>>>fucked up mind!
>>
>> Ah yes, the Way of the Kook:
>>
>> Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
>> likely others will believe you!
>>
>> If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
>>
>> Whenever contradicted; morph into another nym, start calling people
>> names, and make false accusations. Include the children of your target
>> in your allegations, even if they don't have any.
>
> While good, that list leaves out the "Karen Anderson Imaginary Friend"
> maneuver wherein Old Odd Karen has two nyms that appear to be chatting
> with each other and, shockingly enought, happen to agree with each other.
>
> That little white-haired head of hers must be spinning so fast right now
> that it's liable to explode and go into orbit.
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
Also:
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval everywhere.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
Always remain clueproof.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy for attacking you.
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
From one of my other nyms (check the headers and see).
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