I have a new and revised Florida Bike Touring Guide that I just published. It
is just fantastic! Let me tell you folks something about Florida... hmmmm...
let me think...
Well, actually I don't know a goddamn thing about Florida. I was born in
Kentucky and reared in North Carolina. I've been hangin' my hat in
Jacksonville, South Georgia for a few years and that qualifies me to tell every
idiot that is stupid enough to believe me that I know something about Florida.
OK, so some of you are going to say that Jacksonville is close to the Georgia
line. So what! I don't know a fuckin' thing about Georgia either, so what's
the big deal, anyway?
I do like the BMW bikes much more than the Harley's. It's not that the Harley's
are so bad but the Harley riders are not generally gay friendly, if'n...

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