Jose Gaspar
newsguy.com> wrote:
He's still alive? Darn.
> PJ left his driveway (home driveway) on April 3. He has been
> diligently reporting on his fantastic adventure and so far he has:
>
> 1. Bought Miss Deb a hamburger.
With a slice of Velveeta cheese on it. Free cheese, too. The poor are
eligible for it.
> 2. Stopped at the free admission Naval Aviation Museum.
One of Deb's "must sees" for sure. Does she ever do anything on these trips
except trot along behind John doing what HE wants to do...and pay the bills?
>
> That's All Folks! Seven days on the road and counting...
Looks like there's nothing to come back to JAX for...she hasn't got any
houses to sell and Moffitt has finally issued him a pink slip (which is the
ACTUAL "promotion" he got). HAHAHA...
> Now, along the way, Miss Deb had to pass by the shit filled toilets
> at the old, nasty, run-down truck stop and waddle past a gauntlet
> of truck drivers to take a shower in a mildew crusted shower stall.
{{{{{shudder}}}}} ... with all the truckers ogling her. I'll bet none of
them could see again till the next morning. The first big event of
the long-awaited vacation. Ol' John sure shows her class all the way,
doesn't he?
> Since they only left PJ's driveway (home driveway) a few hours
> earlier, some would wonder why it was so important for flabby
> ass to take a shower?
Like she didn't have all day.......they didn't leave till 5 PM. What a way
to head out on a vacation. Most people are on the road at the crack of
dawn. Especially, when they've been getting ready for more than a month.
Maybe she had an "accident" and had to clean herself up? Living with
Gilmer would give anybody the shits on occasion.
If you've been around really, really fat
> people then you'd know why...
She must carry all her weight in her bubble butt and the roll around her
middle. Her boobs are A size....kinda like two fried eggs (sunny side up).
Of course we can expect that PJ
> forgot to put water in the water tank... At least he didn't put
> diesel fuel in the water tank...
How in hell can anybody forget to put water in the tank? When you unhook
the potable waterhose, it occurs to most people they'd better make sure
they've got some reserve water in the tank to get them to the next place
where they'll have a water connection again. They have to flush the toilet,
don't they? Well, maybe not with those two .... Pooooo.....
>
> [Applaud] Boooooooooo......
>
> So, after downing several large cans of Foster's, he awakens to
> brew a cup of Columbian gourmet coffee, that he got at WalMart for
> $1.99 for a two pound tin, and good ole greasy sausage and grits...
> Yum, yum...
That big gut of his didn't just appear from eating lettuce and drinking
water, you know. Bet the food tasted extra good sitting in a truck stop
filling station. Diesel exhaust everywhere and grim scenery. " This is
livin' "
> [Applaud] Boooooooooooo......
>
> Then it's off to Wally World where he buys Miss Deb a deluxe
> cheeseburger.
Two slices of Velveeta cheese on the deluxe? I think they still charge $1
for those.
> [Applaud] Boooooooooo.....
>
> He camps at a 'heavily forested' campsite full of sap dripping
> Southern slash pines that wouldn't shade a gnat in a thunderstorm.
Yeah, but .... it was a REAL campground. They were moving on up from the
truckstop parking lot.
> Next it's off to see the museum which has free admission.
Didn't Miss Deb WIN big-time at the Casino? I must have missed that part
...
> [Applaud] Boooooooooooooo.....
> Other than that, he got lost a few times because he can't read a
> fucking map and his GPS gave him false information. Too bad Deb
> couldn't read a map... oh well... maybe someone could make a
> movie about PJ's misadventures and have Chevy Chase star in it...
One pratfall after another....? I'll bet the locals stopped to gape as that
40' train passed by on the narrow streets. Pointing fingers and snickering
at the white trash from Floriduh who were lost in Mobile, barely over the
state line. Are the gypsies back to roaming around looking to rob somebody
or is this the newer version of the Beverly Hillbillies? they asked between
giggles.
> Seven days and no word that he's made it to New Orleans yet...
Do you still have that $10 that says they'll never make it to New Orleans?
They have friends there now that might let them park in their driveways for
free -- until the neighbors complain to the cops about the TRASH they have
to look at. And the bus doesn't look too good, either. LMAO~~~~~~~~~~~!!
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