Check it out right here folks:

http://pyratejohn.blogspot.com

PJ left his driveway (home driveway) on April 3. He has been diligently
reporting on his fantastic adventure and so far he has:

1. Bought Miss Deb a hamburger.
2. Stopped at the free admission Naval Aviation Museum.

That's All Folks! Seven days on the road and counting...

Now, along the way, Miss Deb had to pass by the shit filled toilets at the old,
nasty, run-down truck stop and waddle past a gauntlet of truck drivers to take a
shower in a mildew crusted shower stall. Since they only left PJ's driveway
(home driveway) a few hours earlier, some would one wonder why it was so
important for flabby ass to take a shower? If you've been around really, really
fat people then you'd know why... Of course we can expect that PJ forgot to put
water in the water tank... At least he didn't put diesel fuel in the water
tank...

[Applaud]

So, after downing several large cans of Foster's, he awakens to brew a cup of
Columbian gourmet coffee, that he got at WalMart for $1.99 for a two pound tin,
and good ole greasy sausage and grits... Yum, yum...

Jose Gaspar newsguy.com> wrote:

He's still alive? Darn.

With a slice of Velveeta cheese on it. Free cheese, too. The poor are
eligible for it.

One of Deb's "must sees" for sure. Does she ever do anything on these trips
except trot along behind John doing what HE wants to do...and pay the bills?

Looks like there's nothing to come back to JAX for...she hasn't got any
houses to sell and Moffitt has finally issued him a pink slip (which is the
ACTUAL "promotion" he got). HAHAHA...