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>On Mar 2, 4:26=A0pm, Jose Gaspar
newsguy.com> wrote:>
>Photo was of the aftermath the next morning. That watery substance is
>called "dew."
Well... let's see... first, the slob leaves his garbage all night on the
table... second, he can't afford a camera with a flash... third, there was no
one with him except the cats...
>Damn if that fucker
>> ain't big spender. Let's see... two flank steaks bought on sale at
>> Winn Dixie
>> for 99 cents per pound...
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>New York strips, but I'm sure that goes over your head.
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>>two Florida lobsters (which ain't even actually
>> lobsters)
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>I'm sure that anyone who knows anything about Florida, lobster, good
>eatin' or Buffett is rolling their eyes at your comment "Jose."
Have you ever had Florida lobster claws, pirate? Of course you wouldn't know
because all you bought was the frozen tails. Well, Florida lobsters don't have
claws and they aren't lobsters. They are edible and sometimes taste halfway
decent but they never compare with live Maine lobsters...
Now, go dunk your head under water for 5 minutes...
