Author: Seth HammondSeth Hammond Date: Jan 17, 2007 09:19
> Seth Hammond wrote:
>>
>> You knew this was coming innit:
>>
>>
>> "Europe is a little country that came into existence before the
>> internets.
>> Europe, or Yurp, is populated by pesky people.
>>
>> To be European is to be snooty, a cheese-eater, a hun, a tea-guzzling
>> toffee-nosed toff, probably a Muslim and definitely a dirty Liberal.
>> Also, a
>> general aversion to showering comes in handy. European activity used to
>> revolve around imperialism, but is now relegated to losing to its former
>> colonies in cricket and football matches. This is because Europe mocks
>> Allah, praise be upon Him.
>>
>> That said, Europeans invented everything good, like Spam, LSD, and World ...
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