> Let's see. So far we have Kenugli in his own words declaring himself :
>
> A graduate of http://www.rpi.edu/ , where everyone else went off to
> become engineers in nanotechnology but Ken stayed behind and works as
> a car cleaner in a Russian-owned used-vehicle lot.
>
> Growing up in Canada, Florida, Maryland, Rhode Island and Missouri
> with a father who worked as a Defense contractor and a mother who
> apparently died of starvation.
>
> A veteran of the Persian Gulf, (where he said he swam in snake-
> infested waters but his watch ran perfectly).
>
> A veteran of Vietnam.
>
> A veteran of another mysterious Middle Eastern scenario.
>
> A veteran of Secret Sqwirrlzz, the ones who run the innermost sanctum
> at the Pentagon.
>
> Best friends with not one but two United States Senators.
>
> Best friends with the commander of the deepest darkest moley group in
> US Intel.
>
> Called in to de-brief at the Pentagon during September 11.
>
> Currently employed as a top-ranking Systems Analyst for more Secret
> Agent Man responsibilities.
>
> Former "Federal" Marshall, protecting Mafia witnesses.
>
> Drives an old beater Merc with spaz plates.
>
> Weighs two hundred and ninety fucking pounds.
>
> Has a criminal record which throws his whole fantasy life into, ahem,
> suspicion.
>
> Says he's married to Sarah Sara Czepiel, who conveniently keeps her
> doofus husband's name and sometimes says she has one son, sometimes
> three. Only one has ever been enrolled in school, so maybe the other
> two are chained to the doghouse out back, who knows.... but we do know
> the poor girl has enormous red and blistery arms and swollen hands
> covered in pawn shop watches. He doesn't even wear a wedding ring.
>
> Dresses up in military surplus clothing, complete with Missouri White
> Trash hat, signaling to a world that doesn't care that he's lost in a
> moment in time 35 years ago when he was an anonymous dumb-fuck
> enlisted personnel of no merit or respect.
>
> He's irredeemably fixed in hopeless debt, from which there is no
> escape other than to declare bankruptcy, file a homestead act to keep
> his house and thank God Almighty for the fact creditors cannot garnish
> a disability check, no matter how suspicious his claim to it.
>
> The only fun one has to look forward to is the slow diabetic
> disintegration of his feet and legs, digit by digit, section by
> section, ankle by knee, until that car plate he weasels is a real
> fact. Ken's old Merc will hold a rusty wheelchair just fine.
>
> I still want to know if Bill is aware of any of this.