Let's see. So far we have Kenugli in his own words declaring himself :
A graduate of
http://www.rpi.edu/ , where everyone else went off to
become engineers in nanotechnology but Ken stayed behind and works as
a car cleaner in a Russian-owned used-vehicle lot.
Growing up in Canada, Florida, Maryland, Rhode Island and Missouri
with a father who worked as a Defense contractor and a mother who
apparently died of starvation.
A veteran of the Persian Gulf, (where he said he swam in snake-
infested waters but his watch ran perfectly).
A veteran of Vietnam.
A veteran of another mysterious Middle Eastern scenario.
A veteran of Secret Sqwirrlzz, the ones who run the innermost sanctum
at the Pentagon.
Best friends with not one but two United States Senators.
Best friends with the commander of the deepest darkest moley group in
US Intel.
Called in to de-brief at the Pentagon during September 11.
Currently employed as a top-ranking Systems Analyst for more Secret
Agent Man responsibilities.