On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:09:36 -0700, Jose Gaspar fixed me with a beady eye,
and foamed wildly:
> Sarah Czepiel says...
>>On 21 Aug 2008 13:15:08 -0700, Jose Gaspar wrote:
>>:>Sarah Czepiel says...
>>:>>On 21 Aug 2008 06:13:09 -0700, Jose Gaspar wrote:
>>:>>
>>:>>:>Who would I believe, an ex-cop who viewed the 8"X10" glossies of
>>:>>:>the woman's bruises, the wife beater himself, or you? heh...
Yes, well, you do claim to be an ex-cop. You can also claim to be an
ex-president, you know. Or an ex-corporate CEO, a retired movie star, and
lots of other things.
>>:>>The Jacksonville PD report of skanky Karen's pictures and stalking
>>:>>activities.
>>:>
>>:>Let me write this real slowly so you can understand what I'm saying.
>>:>A police report is NOT an indictment or a conviction.
>>
>>That Jacksonville PD report is proof that the photo's existed.
>
> It is proof that the photos existed, yes, but not where they came from.
Gilmer's intentionally funny, whereas you're only unintentionally funny,
so I'm going to laugh with him and at you.
>>It is proof the two police officers evaluated the complainant [ PJ] and
>>the evidence and determined PJ was credible and they referred him to the
>>State Attorneys General to file a complaint for stalking and harassment.
>
> Which went nowhere... Did it ever occur to you that Karen and Bill may
> have contacted the Jacksonville police and explained in rational terms
> that Gilmer is a nut? The facts are the facts, Sarah. There was
> absolutely NOTHING done. No one was indicted. No one was arrested. All
> you have is a whining boy who took his case to usenet and you bought it
> wholesale.
Ahhh, but you're the whiner! Gilmer has never mentioned his rep, any more
than Sarah or Ken have, but you care about your reputation(s) very much,
Billy/Karen.
>>You claim to be an ex-cop as well as a Vietnam Vet but you're abysmally
>>ignorant of the real life workings of both.
>
> No I'm not.
What you believe in your own mind is irrelevant. What you claim about
yourself is irrelevant. The latter is only an example of your inability
to separate usenet from "real life" -- what you do and say on usenet, and
what is said to and about you, "matters" IRL, for you, but it doesn't for
me, and it doesn't for Sarah, or Ken, or John, or my colleagues, or
practically any of my friends on usenet, or most (if not all) non-k00ks.
>>It's almost as if you're a shut in living in Wisconsin and you get all
>>your knowledge from reading Soldier of Fortune and Police Beat.
>
> You're the shut-in, Sarah. Don't bother to deny it...
I will! She isn't a shut-in. You two, Billy and Karen, have trolled
yourselves.
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