I'll never know another Karen like Karen on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:49:40
+0000 in alt.nuke.the.usa, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.gossip.celebrities,
alt.obituaries, and alt.fan.art-bell, they're so drad:
> "PyrateJohn" wrote
>> On Sep 2, 12:20 pm, "Karen" wrote:
>>> "PirateJohn Gilmer" tried yet again:
>>>
>>>> Y'know Karen ... I mentioned to Deb last night
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> How's that lawsuit of hers coming along? (She's totally innocent and
>>> NOT INVOLVED in any of this, right?) She's an airhead if she thinks she
>>> "knows" you. She's just your latest *victim*/Meal Ticket.
>>>
>>> I never said I was trying to drive you to suicide....you are doing that
>>> all by yourself. And have YOU looked in the mirror lately? You are far
>>> from a healthy person.
>>>
>>> And stop trying to define me. You always do that and you've NEVER SEEN
>>> ME NOR EVEN A CURRENT PICTURE. You imagine you know what I look like,
>>> you imagine all the lies you've heard or made up are facts. Where's ANY
>>> evidence that I was EVER in a mental institution? ANY AT ALL. Just
>>> libel and slander meant to harass and abuse me. Any evidence I ever
>>> KILLED anybody? Any evidence of ANY of the SHIT you have written (and
>>> told others) about me in the past FOUR+ YEARS?
>>>
>>> You are significantly mentally ill, John Gilmer....and I do what I can
>>> here and there to push you to DISPLAY it. You are a pariah now on all
>>> of your old usenet groups....and you did it to yourself with your lies
>>> and delusions....and ABUSE of others.
>>>
>>> You waved the white flag at Hoodoo because everything he posted about
>>> you was TRUE and FACTUAL...much of it in your own words; the rest found
>>> online. And you couldn't stand to see your UGLY self staring back at
>>> you every time he posted something about you.
>>>
>>> You are extremely dense. You know FAR less about me now than you did 5
>>> years ago. That's because you have always had problems learning and
>>> remembering...so you just bluff your way along and make up stuff. Your
>>> memory is nearly shot due to alcohol and you confabulate what you don't
>>> remember. You LIE so much that you get factual recall mixed up with the
>>> lies you've told; therefore, you don't know DIDDLY SQUAT about me/Karen
>>> anymore. NOTHING you say about me MATTERS to me because it's all coming
>>> from your ADDLED mind. Pictures I took within about 20 minutes time you
>>> claim HAVE to have been taken over THREE days. You have NO RECALL at
>>> all of what you did that SUNDAY MORNING...but I do.
>>>
>>> No, I did NOT fly from Seattle to Orlando (do you have any idea how
>>> LONG that takes or how costly it is?) recently to meet YOU out on the
>>> street in a slum neighborhood. I wouldn't go across the street to meet
>>> you now. You are REPULSIVE to me and you are dangerous because your
>>> mind is shot and you have no rational judgment at all anymore.
>>>
>>> You missed your chances to meet a nice man who lives in FL. We have
>>> been email friends since long before you slithered into my life. Just
>>> because you can't find out his RL name and address (like you attempt to
>>> do with everyone else and post it to breach their privacy and safety)
>>> only means you are dense. You had his name once; if you deleted it
>>> cause you were stupid that's your problem. You should have taken him up
>>> on his (reckless to me) previous offers to meet. For once you could
>>> have been photographed with a DECENT and QUALITY person instead of the
>>> scum you surround yourself with.
>>>
>>> Whenever you mention the word "stalker" in your ramblings on the
>>> internet, you are referring to me/Karen. That is WRONG. You have
>>> believed Hickey's lies (which he admitted early on wasn't the right
>>> word...but he used it anyway as it was effective for his purpose). I
>>> have been INVITED to meet a few men or be part of RV groups that were
>>> mostly men and their wives. YOU INVITED ME TO MEET YOU...and coaxed me
>>> for many weeks until I finally agreed. Now you WHINE and play VICTIM,
>>> claiming I stalked you because I took a few pictures for my own
>>> benefit...and made the MISTAKE of sending them to you. You spread them
>>> around and posted them on the internet; I DID NOT. You set me up and
>>> then accuse me of a crime. You are the one committing the crime.
>>>
>>> Robert Hickey presented himself on the ngs and in thousands of emails
>>> completely different than I found him to be in real life. He was
>>> embarrassed about what I saw and learned...so he made a pre-emptive
>>> strike and put out the word that I had "stalked" him and made up crap
>>> that I was talking to myself, claiming he was the "man I loved" and
>>> everything else he relates about that visit. He had invited me to come
>>> down to New Orleans/Destrehan and was going to send me a paid airline
>>> ticket. Wanna see what he wrote? He didn't even tell me he was in a
>>> wheelchair....like you didn't tell me you were MARRIED....I stumbled
>>> upon this news accidentally. You both are lying assholes who deceive
>>> women and then WHINE and throw out crap about HER when you've been
>>> caught in your lies. It's also called: CYA
>>>
>>> You would be surprised, Johnny, if you knew the people on ngs that
>>> support and believe me. Names you would NEVER expect. And how we LAUGH
>>> at you and what an IDIOT you are...
>>>
>>> Too bad that Gustav petered out...you and Deb were all set to belly up
>>> to the government trough (because of good people's misfortune) since
>>> both of you can no longer earn any money yourselves. She's no better
>>> than you or she wouldn't have stuck with you for 4+ years. You both
>>> should end up in jail...
>>>
>>> Unless she's recently lost 75#, you'd better take a look at who you are
>>> living with before you call me "FAT" (and short). You see her ugly flab
>>> and bubblebutt every day, but you've NEVER SEEN ME at all...let alone a
>>> current picture. Post the pictures you have on your album....where I
>>> was on Paradise Island in one and holding a microphone and singing in
>>> another. I wore RED. You remember that color, don't you? See if
>>> anybody thinks I was FAT when I was young.
>>>
>>> By the looks of you in recent pictures, you must have to do a reach
>>> around to pee without getting your shoes wet...or do you just sit down
>>> now?
>>>
>>> Now GET LOST. I'm fed up with your feeble attempts to continue to make
>>> up shit about me. You are so obsessed with me, it's morbid...and
>>> obvious to anybody that isn't as nutty as you are. There is nothing
>>> more you can do to me but if you EVER come near me, you won't be
>>> leaving on your own two feet. I have every reason to fear you and to
>>> defend myself. Don't push me to have to show you how ...
>>
>> Thanks for the screed, foam and froth Karen. I am sure that they will
>> enjoy it at alt.usenet.kooks as the Kook of the Month awards are being
>> voted on.
>>
>> That is, after all, why you got nominated for the Unibomber Surprise
>> award. What's the motto? Never say in two sentences what you can say
>> in a manifesto?
>
> You want short, PekkerHead?
>
> This sums up how I feel about you after FIVE years of your ABUSE!!
>
> FO
> STFU
> ESAD
>
> Now, the invitation to take this to email and discussed PRIVATELY is
> withdrawn.
>
> 1) Do not EVER come NEAR ME or you won't walk away.
>
> 2) Do not EVER phone me.
>
> 3) Do not ever EMAIL me.
>
> 4) You may send a printed letter via first class postage. But unless you
> have batch nuked in Google Archives EVERY post (nearly 2000) which you
> made that included my home address AND
>
> 5) Taken down that abusive and slanderous website re me/Karen, then I
> won't open or read your letter.
>
> 6) Do not refer to me again on Usenet by name or as a "stalker"!!
>
> Those are my terms.
>
> CLEAR, AAA?
>
> STOP WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING to me. Just STOP. Stop it.
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