On Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:00:22 -0700, Jose Gaspar fixed me with a beady eye,
and foamed wildly:
> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young says...
>>On Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:33:16 +0000, Karen fixed me with a beady eye, and
>>foamed wildly:
>>> "The Secretary of HomIntern" wrote
>>>> On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:33:39 +0000, Karen k'lamed:
>>>>> "Jose Gaspar" wrote
>>>>>> PyrateJohn says...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Let's just say that I'll try to stay on the higher road from now
>>>>>>> on.
>>>>>>
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>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Heh-Heh-Heh
>>>>>
>>>>> Notice that he wrote *TRY*. With his record of failures and
>>>>> fuck-ups, his "try" won't work here, either.
>>>>>
>>>>> He hasn't a clue how to FIND, let alone follow the *high road* in
>>>>> anything. That would take some self-control and dignity, neither of
>>>>> which he has any familiarity with. Not having a "buzz on" all the
>>>>> time would help....
>>>>
>>>> You project so well! But notice who was nominated *and seconded* for
>>>> kook awards first.
>>>
>>>
>>> I........Don't..........Care.......................................!!
>>>
>>> Get over yourselves.....I......don't ......care....about your silly
>>> awards or you silly people who have no contact with REALITY.
>>
>>Big deal. I wasn't wondering if you "cared" -- I know you "don't care",
>>at great length and in excessive detail, the same way everyone expresses
>>genuine indifference (NOT). The point of my post was to direct your
>>attention to your credibility gap. You have no "street cred" on usenet
>>with anyone who is definitely not you, a couple rather obsessed k00ks
>>(Dave (giving you a huge benefit of the doubt that he actually believes a
>>word you've ever posted) and Silly Billy, Jr. ("Sr." is Bill "Goatfucker"
>>Hughes)) aside. That means you are convincing other usenetters that you
>>are a nutcase, and that John Gilmer is absolutely right about you, on all
>>counts (even if he's a k00k, too). Furthermore, at least one kookologist
>>(one you may remember from AFO-J) confirms that you've been several
>>sandwiches shy of a picnic for years, so that lends weight to Gilmer and
>>the Ehretts' side of the story. You have yet to come within a parsec of
>>making a rational post debunking anything said about you (your screed
>>doesn't qualify as "rational"), or of simply laughing it off in a way
>>that might so much as convince someone gullible enough to buy the
>>Brooklyn Bridge...twice.
>
> You DO have reading problems, don't you... Karen clearly stated that she
> doesn't care... What part of that can't you understand?
>
> Carry on...
Yes, she "doesn't care" the same way William "Zapratz" Cmelak "doesn't
care" about his name being mentioned as the other person involved in
socking up as you. IOW, she cares an awful lot. She wouldn't complain
about having to "defend" herself if she "didn't care". Actual
indifference would involve complete, utter, dead silence from her,
regarding Gilmer, and from all those alleged to be her sockpuppets,
rather than repeated meltdowns.
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