Here are me and my two retarded friends. Well actually one of them is
also me. I usually post in the alt. obituaries newsgroup as Jose Gaspar
but I don't use this name anymore because someone was forging it. I used
to also post as Lumpy but then I embarrassed myself by telling everyone on
usenet that I like to eat poopie. I'm still posting here and if you can
guess my name I'll give you a prize. I'm use a nym with an animal name,
and I have a fetish about cross posting, a certain Pyrate, and a mentally
disturbed fat woman living in Washington state. Oh and I'm also a war hero
from Vietnam. Can I join your group?

On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:13:32 -0700, "GodLovesLumpy"
wrote:

:>Cardinal Lumpy gmail.com> wrote:
:>> On Jul 20, 6:53 am, Jose Gaspar newsguy.com> wrote:
:>>> In article <9nd684948bqkq7hnso9mreu34cmf2lr...@4ax.com>, Dave
:>>> Witmarsh says...
:>>>
:>>>
:>>>
:>>>> On 20 Jul 2008 04:57:13 -0700, Jose Gaspar
:>>>> newsguy.com> wrote:
:>>>
:>>>>> Here's a video of Ehrett at the pistol range. If it hadn't been
:>>>>> for all that Federal Marshall training he had, Ken wouldn't have
:>>>>> been able to shoot such a powerful gun. Note the skill required
:>>>>> to execute this masterful performance...
:>>>
:>>>>> http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzri8dn7p0
:>
:>When I saw this one, I laughed till my side hurt and replayed it 3
:>times. Damn...Ken's huge paunch and wearing a cap. Funnier than hell
:>to see him try to handle a gun with more balls than he's got.
:>
:>>>> To be fair, here's one of Kencrim in his younger days...
:>>>> http://www.stupidity.com/play-10502-Fat_Man_-_Little_Gun.html
:>
:>If this doesn't make someone LOL, something is wrong with them. Another
:>one I've watched several times and crack up every time.
:>
:>>>
:>>> Mikey videoing Sarah behind her house:
:>>>
:>>> http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xB7iz1HTh9U&NR=1
:>
:>I'm not sure this is Sarah....she's not as cute or nearly as humorous as
:>this lady (shoot him in his toodles;). In fact, Sarah isn't humorous at
:>ALL..."vulgar" comes to mind.
:>
:>>> Note the Rolex she's wearing...
:>>
:>> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
:>>
:>> YO KEN! Got those weapon skills thing goin' on, broth'a! And your
:>> little lady suits ya.
:>>
:>> HAWWWWWWW!!!
:>
:>Ken and his "Sarah" aren't good for anything but a laughingstock. And
:>they have no one to blame but .... Ken.
:>
:>I read in Google Archives today where Ken claimed Sarah had 3 sons named
:>Czepiel; then he claimed they talk to Bill 3x a week. Odd that Bill
:>would claim he had one son if he had three. Wonder what's wrong with
:>them that he denies them and their mother has run off to a far away
:>state and married a creep like Ken Ehrutt.

Pretty funny GLL. I love your made up stuff. We'll ruin the two Ehretts.
They won't get away with exposing my usnet scheme.