The real estate lady said that your house is a dump. She doesn't know
who you are or anything about you, other than to describe you as
short, extremely obese, and the property was "unkempt".

On Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:53:26 -0800 (PST), Lumpy
gmail.com> wrote:

Oh I can just imagine how that conversation went.

Beavershot: Hello, my name is Jose Gaspar and I was wondering if
you'd spy on the neighbor next door to the house you are selling and
tell me what they are up to.

Real Estate lady: You sound like a woman Jose, are you taking hormone
injections?

Beavershot: It's a long story, so anyway would you please tell me
what the neighbor next door is up to?

Real Estate lady: What does this have, if anything, to do with the
property I have offered for sale?

Beavershot: Well of course I am interested in buying the house but
I'd like to know about the neighbor next door first.

On Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:53:26 -0800 (PST), Karen Anderson
gmail.com> wrote:

:>The real estate lady said that your house is a dump. She doesn't know
:>who you are or anything about you, other than to describe you as
:>short, extremely obese, and the property was "unkempt".

You're so far removed from reality Karen you don't even know that real
estate brokers aren't going to tell prospective buyers that the
neighbors of the house they're listing are slobs with " unkempt"
property. We know you're revolving in orbit around some other planet
because your lies don't make sense even to the dumbest of readers
here, Fatnicky and Greg.

"Lumpy" gmail.com> wrote in message

Perhaps Ken should have waddled over and tried to impress her with stories
of his time in Vietnam?

On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:17:21 -0000, "maximilian smith"
wrote:

What stories do I have of Vietnam you fucking pussy? Yeah, Sara
caught you hiding from me in az.general. Pathetic fucking scavenger.

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk.people.consumers.ebay/msg/e24e24d9718d8971

"Bugger the happy buying experience thing, just make as much money as you can
with the least amount of effort... The world is full of customers."

Euromerc on business ethics.

On Jan 21, 12:17 am, "maximilian smith"
wrote:

LOL.

Real estate schmucks can sometimes be the most unprofessional people
on the face of the earth, especially the part-time ones who aren't
even affiliated with mainstream brokerages. This listing was on one
of those flaky sell-it-yourself websites.... it takes virtually no
skill to establish a rapport and get them talking about anything they
think will work in their favor. For instance, "Would you say that the
nearby properties are run-down enough to constitute a value, if my
intent was to form a small rental group?" And the answer was, "most
of the houses are maintained, but that one is unkempt". "Is that the
one where the owner is quite overweight?" Big laughing. "Well,
yeah... actually, you would say he's extremely obese". More
laughter. Best friends forever.

hehh.

I can't believe it took me so long to find this place.

On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:51:48 -0800 (PST), Karen Anderson
gmail.com> wrote:

:>I can't believe it took me so long to find this place.

And such a short time to become the newsgroup laughing stock...
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/Anderson1.htm

On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:51:48 -0800 (PST), Lumpy
gmail.com> wrote:

On Jan 21, 5:42 pm, Ken Ehrett olg.com> wrote:

It took me 6 seconds to find that loser real estate person. It took
me a lifetime to find antu. That's what I was referring to, Social
Retard. Only you would take the investment group ploy as reasonable.
hehhh.

On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:57:26 -0800 (PST), Karen Beavershot Anderson
gmail.com> wrote: