On Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:44:46 +0000, Karen fixed me with a beady eye, and
foamed wildly:
> "Jose Gaspar" wrote
>> The Secretary of HomIntern says...
>>> On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:35:24 -0700, Jose Gaspar k'lamed:
>>>
>>>> Gilmer's Great Lawsuit:
>>>>
>>>> See you in court, "Jose."
>>>> But the truth will come out when the subpoenas start to fly. That may
>>>> take a few months but it's inevitable.
>>>>
>>>> Sleep well tonight, but I rather doubt if you are going to be nearly
>>>> as cocky when this gets rolling ;)
>>>>
>>>> So enjoy your sleep tonight. Because I can guarantee that I will be
>>>> having the last laugh. You can make book on that.
>>>>
>>>> Not a threat. A promise.
>>>>
>>>> No, actually, I don't know that you'll be here in the coming months. I
>>>> expect that your life is going to change pretty dramatically, and
>>>> change soon enough. After all, you are going through Newsguy so you
>>>> shouldn't be too hard to track down, Chump.
>>>>
>>>> So enjoy yourself why you can because I can totally guarantee you that
>>>> payback is going to be hell.
>>>>
>>>> I have some leads on some local attorneys that weren't practicing this
>>>> type of law a year ago but are now so I am optimistic that we can
>>>> finally get something going against the trolls.
>>>>
>>>> Deb and I were kicking this around a week or two ago and kinda let
>>>> things slide. My thoughts were that we'd throw a few hundred at an
>>>> attorney and get a series of subpoenas filed and then we'd see where
>>>> the trail actually lead. Newsguy has already given me some info but
>>>> it should be entetaining when they confirm Cmelak and then we'll see
>>>> who Jose really is.
>>>
>>> Too bad for you that he never went anywhere with all that and got
>>> smacked by a judge, eh? Alas, the Balsa Gavel is well out of PJ's
>>> grasp. Mere legal threats amount to SFA, in AUK.
>>
>> Mr. John 'Numb Nuts' Gilmer dared me to meet him in RL and then squealed
>> like a little girl that I was stalking him...
>
> He invited me to meet him when I was going to FL on a vacation 4.5 years
> ago and I declined. Then he pestered me for about 5 weeks...some days as
> many as 57 emails from him. When I finally agreed to a TWO hour lunch at
> the place HE chose, I drove from the Ft. Myers AIRPORT to Jacksonville but
> he showed up the night before, left his card at the motel, and scuttled
> away before I checked in. He NEVER SHOWED the next day as he had promised
> to. He promised to phone me, too, and didn't do that either.
>
> After sitting in my motel room 2 nights and a day waiting for him, I
> decided to check out and leave town. On my way out of town I decided to
> stop by the Diner where he was meeting a group of bikers and who did I see
> rolling up but him and a WOMAN wrapped around him like a boa constrictor.
> Then I saw him kissing her several times. He stood me up for another
> woman and because I was outraged, to cover his ass he now claims that I
> was STALKING him and that I had DEMANDED to meet him in FL (but he
> DECLINED), so I DROVE MY CAR down there and followed him and the HO around
> for THREE DAYS while I was STALKING him.
>
> Is it any wonder the cops do nothing when they hear the OTHER side of his
> outrageous claims? He literally got caught with his pants down, but
> instead of admitting what he OBVIOUSLY had done to me, he has carried on
> his vendetta for 4.5 YEARS on the internet (with NO opposition from me at
> all for THREE of those years).
>
> Now I'm somehow the BAD GUY for finally coming forward to retaliate with
> some facts. I have many YEARS of his crap to catch up with. I don't CARE
> what the silly AUKers say about me as they haven't a CLUE about the
> history of any of this and they aren't going to stop me from taking
> advantage of this opportunity to get my side ARCHIVED at GOOGLE. I can't
> do it with a few bland one-liners!!
>
> Karen
GO KAREN GO
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