I'll never know another Jose Gaspar like Jose Gaspar on Mon, 08 Sep 2008
05:33:04 -0700 in alt.nuke.the.usa, and alt.usenet.kooks, they're so drad:
> Cardinal Snarky fanned his flaming ass and thus spake...
>>On Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:56:52 -0700, Jose Gaspar sat in thee Comfee
>>Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition says...
>>>>On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:40:18 -0700, Jose Gaspar sat in thee Comfee
>>>>Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>> The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity says...
>>>>>>On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 19:29:57 -0700, Jose Gaspar did the cha-cha, and
>>>>>>screamed:
>>>>>>> Karen says...
>>>>>>>>"Lumpy" wrote
>>>>>>>>> On Sep 6, 4:54 pm, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Kudos to you. You conjured up a mind image far funnier than
>>>>>>>>>> Karen's socks supporting her in email.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Jesus Christ, what has happened to you? I've read your posts
>>>>>>>>> from years gone by and you sounded bright and brittle, and now
>>>>>>>>> you sound like a laugh track to My Three Sons. Either someone is
>>>>>>>>> forging your name or the original KM is long, long gone.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I was about to tell him he was waaaaaay more entertaining when he
>>>>>>>>was using that software that came up with "Gilmerous".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Karen
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I had thought that Snarky was a k00k aberration... apparently
>>>>>>> not...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> For then to say that I'm am someone other than who I am tells me
>>>>>>> that they are st00pid...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why? Because you use a different newsreader and a real NSP?
>>>>>
>>>>> No. Because I know who the fuck I am
>>>>
>>>>That's nice. Too bad I don't believe you, eh?
>>>
>>> Sorry, but I'm having trouble trying to comprehend exactly why it is
>>> important to me whether you believe me or not...
>>
>>Because I think "you" are always either Karen Anderson or Bill Cmelak,
>>and taking "you" seriously as anything else is impossible. Meaning, any
>>defence "you" make of her is really coming either from her or from
>>Cmelak. You're not "real" except as a sock for either of them, thus you
>>are proof of Karen and Billy's net.k00kery, and one of my own personal
>>net.pinatas. Do you have a fucking clue yet, Karen or Billy? You hide
>>behind a sock that is threadbare and bloody obvious. Bashing you about
>>until you break apart is one of my pastimes.
>
> Princess' hound likes brie and water crackers better than I do... I
> didn't think that was possible. I just gave him a few bites of President
> on Carr's and now he's nudging me for more...
Hey, Billy. You guys have a nice little system going. No doubt you
communicate via Yahoo Messenger, to co-ordinate.
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>>> Chaotic systems are systems whose state evolves with time which are
>>> highly sensitive to minute changes in initial conditions.
>
>> Good boy. Now, can you demonstrate your understanding of this
>> definition by applying it correctly?
>
> I can but you lack the ability to comprehend.
So that's why you decided to do it the wrong way?
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