On Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:10:32 -0700, Jose Gaspar fixed me with a beady eye,
and foamed wildly:
> The Secretary of HomIntern says...
>>On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:13:05 -0700, PyrateJohn k'lamed:
>>> On Sep 8, 11:13 am, Sarah Czepiel wrote:
>>>
>>>> :>You will need to show exactly where I said I was never contacted by
>>>> :>the Police.  I have said just the opposite several times.
>>>> :> However, I contacted the JacksonvilleSheriffsOffice and spoke
>>>> :>with the chief at length on the phone, plus sent him a large
>>>> :>envelope of print-outs and an explanatory letter.  He didn't even
>>>> :>recall who "Ossifer CHASE" was (Bill C was unable to reach him
>>>> :>either).
>>>
>>> ROFL!! Now this is classic Karen Anderson Kook stuff!
>>>
>>> The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is the dominant police force in an
>>> area with a population of roughly 1,000,000 people - the largest city
>>> in Florida. I don't know how many officers they have but there has to
>>> be several thousand. The proper term for the man in charge is
>>> "Sheriff," not "Chief."
>>>
>>> Anyway, the current Sheriff is a gentleman by the name of John
>>> Rutherford who, by a weird coincidence, I have met several times. He's
>>> a motorcyclist, and his brother is an amateur racer in the vintage
>>> classes. Both guys used to be members of our vintage club, although
>>> John was too busy to attend very often.
>>>
>>> Mr. Cannon, being a Jacksonville resident as I understand it, shouldn't
>>> have too much trouble telling Ms. Anderson that her claim of talking to
>>> the "Chief" sounds like BS.
>>
>>Erm, no, New Jersey...But he's somewhat familiar with the Jacksonville
>>PD, from years of dealing with Chucknozzle.
>>
>>> At any rate, if there was even a shred of truth to what Ms. Anderson
>>> wrote I would have expected John or his brother to call me on the phone
>>> if there was genuinely an issue.
>>
>>Well, strictly speaking, that'd be hearsay -- can't prove RL shit on
>>usenet.
>
> John Gilmer never misses a chance to drop names... even when they've
> never seen or heard of the sorry-ass bastard...
But you, he pwns. Hard. Especially if you *aren't* a Karen sock. He's
right out there, using a legalname and everything, and you're hiding
behind, at the very least, your own sock (if you really want my legalname,
a little digging on usenet will locate it, and three other k00ks have laid
the groundwork for you), keeping your identity *sekrit*. Pathetic little
deception, Karen.
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