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Group: alt.nuke.the.usa · Group Profile
Author: Sarah CzepielSarah Czepiel Date: Sep 12, 2007 22:09
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:48:50 -0700, "Mr. Potato Head"
gmail.com> wrote:
:>On Sep 12, 9:23 pm, Sarah Czepiel cox.net> wrote:
:>> On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:45:31 -0000, "Mr. Potato Head"
:>>
:>> gmail.com> wrote:
:>>
:>> :>On Sep 12, 7:48 pm, Sarah Czepiel cox.net> wrote:
:>> :>> On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:02:04 +0200 (CEST), lsland Girly
:>> :>>:>> wrote:
:>>
:>> :>>
:>> :>> :>"Mr. Potato Head" gmail.com> dropped this
:>> :>> :>news:1189647936.281565.173150@g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:in
:>> :>> :>alt.gossip.celebrities
:>> :>> :>
:>> :>> :>>
:>> :>> :>> "Sarah's" life is so great that she has to have a pretend life with
:>> :>> :>> "Ken Ehrett", send us pictures of an old fat man in a beater, and try
:>> :>> :>> to pretend "he's" not a 5'9" dwarf.
:>> :>> :>
:>> :>> :>Yes, it is very sad. Yet she continues to dig herself in deeper and
:>> :>> :>deeper. Well, what does one expect? Loafie is her mentor.
:>> :>>
:>> :>> LOL. Every day I pretend I'm in love with Lumpload so I can get away
:>> :>> from having to drive "the beater".
:>> :>>
:>> :>>http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u20/ninety7gt/PointLookout.jpg
:>> :>
:>> :>Notice there's no one in it.
:>>
:>> I can't be in two places at once. < SNAP>
:>>
:>> :>Has anyone, EVER, seen that stupid car without a fat, older man in it
:>> :>with his post-menopausal wife? EVER?
:>>
:>> http://www.corvetteracing.com/
:>>
:>> Corvette Racing 24 Hours of Le Mans Record
:>>
:>> Year Finish Class Car Drivers
:>>
:>> 2000 3rd GTS Corvette C5-R Pilgrim/Collins/Freon
:>> 4th GTS Corvette C5-R Fellows/Kneifel/Bell
:>> 2001 1st GTS Corvette C5-R Fellows/O'Connell/Pruett
:>> 2nd GTS Corvette C5-R Pilgrim/Collins/Freon
:>> 2002 1st GTS Corvette C5-R Fellows/O'Connell/Gavin
:>> 2nd GTS Corvette C5-R Pilgrim/Collins/Freon
:>> 2003 2nd GTS Corvette C5-R Gavin/Collins/Pilgrim
:>> 3rd GTS Corvette C5-R Fellows/O'Connell/Gavin
:>> 2004 1st GTS Corvette C5-R Gavin/Beretta/Magnussen
:>> 2nd GTS Corvette C5-R Fellows/O'Connell/Papis
:>> 2005 1st GT1 Corvette C6.R Gavin/Beretta/Magnussen
:>> 2nd GT1 Corvette C6.R Fellows/O'Connell/Papis
:>> 2006 1st GT1 Corvette C6.R Gavin/Beretta/Magnussen
:>> 7th GT1 Corvette C6.R Fellows/O'Connell/Papis
:>> 2007 2nd GT1 Corvette C6.R Fellows/O'Connell/Magnussen
:>> DNF GT1 Corvette C6.R Gavin/Beretta/Papis
:>>
:>> Team Highlights
:>> - Race wins: 51 (through 2006)
:>> - 1-2 finishes: 34 (through 2006)
:>> - ALMS manufacturers championships: six (2001-2006)
:>> - ALMS team championships: six (2001-2006)
:>> - ALMS drivers championships: five (2002-2006)
:>> - 24 Hours of Le Mans class wins: five (2001-02, 2004-06)
:>> - Sebring 12-hour class wins: four (2002-04, 2006)
:>> - Petit Le Mans class wins: five (2000-02, 2004-05)
:>> - American Le Mans Series records: Most race wins by entrant (45);
:>> most 1-2 finishes (29); longest winning streak in GT1 (12,
:>> 2005-06); most poles in GT1 Most race wins by entrant (45); most
:>> 1-2 finishes (29); longest winning streak in GT1 (12, 2005-06);
:>> most poles in GT1
:>> - ALMS From the Fans awards: Gary Claudio, Corvette marketing manager,
:>> 2002; Doug Fehan, Corvette Racing program manager, 2004
:>> - ALMS Most Popular Driver awards: Ron Fellows, 2004-06
:>> - Special awards: Corvette C6.R named "North American Car of the Year"
:>> by dailysportscar.com (February 2006); Corvette LS7.R engine named
:>> "Global Motorsport Engine of the Year" at the Professional
:>> Motorsport World Expo (November 2006)
:>> - First race: Daytona 24-hour, Feb. 5, 1999
:>> - First GTS win: Texas Motor Speedway, Sept. 2, 2000, drivers Ron
:>> Fellows and Andy Pilgrim
:>> - First overall win: Daytona 24-hour, Feb. 3, 2001;
:>> Fellows/Kneifel/Freon/O'Connell
:>> - First 1-2 finish: Daytona 24-hour, Feb. 3, 2001 (1st:
:>> Fellows/Kneifel/Freon/O'Connell; 2nd: Pilgrim/Earnhardt/Earnhardt
:>> Jr./ Collins)
:>> - First Le Mans GTS win: 2001 (Fellows/O'Connell/Pruett)
:>> - First ALMS drivers championship: Fellows, 2002
:>> - First ALMS manufacturers championship: 2001
:>> - First undefeated season: 2004 (9 ALMS races and 24 Hours of Le Mans)
:>> - Consecutive class wins at 12 Hours of Sebring: 3 (2001-03)
:>>
:>> :>No. The comb-overs who drive those have zero ability to see how
:>> :>absolutely ludicrous they are. They're the equivalent of white shoes
:>> :>and white belts.
:>>
:>> "The Chevrolet Corvette goes like hell. Its 6.0-liter LS2, which is
:>> one of the last pushrod overhead valve V8s left on the American auto
:>> market, creates enough power at any rpm to make a German engineer join
:>> the Pushrod Preservation Society. Mash the throttle in any gear and
:>> weird facial expressions become involuntary.
:>>
:>> The big engine sounds great, but revs slowly. Compared to the
:>> quick-revving Porsche Carrera S, first gear in the Chevrolet Corvette
:>> seems to last a month. When the engine's 6,500-rpm redline is reached,
:>> the shifter for the six-speed is where it should be and ready to take
:>> a pounding. Bang second and the big rear Goodyears spin for an instant
:>> and then accelerate the car down the road like it's been fired from a
:>> slingshot.
:>>
:>> Now the gear changes are needed more quickly. Third gear flies by as
:>> speed gathers in a hurry. Somewhere around 100 mph you pull the
:>> shifter back into fourth and reintroduce the throttle to the carpet.
:>> At a buck-forty, the Vette can be steered with one hand if you were
:>> stupid enough to do so, proving itself to be aerodynamically sound and
:>> its adjustable Magnetic Selective Ride Control suspension to be well
:>> sorted. This car is fun to rip around in. "
:>>
:>> FACTS AT A GLANCE
:>>
:>> CAR: Chevrolet Corvette C6
:>> PRICES: £45,850 (Coupe) / £51,850 (Convertible)
:>> INSURANCE GROUP: 20
:>> PERFORMANCE: Max Speed 186mph / 0-60mph 3.9s
:>> FUEL CONSUMPTION: [6-speed manual] (Combined) 23mpg
:>> STANDARD SAFETY FEATURES: Twin front airbags / ABS / Traction Control
:>> System./ Active Handling
:>> WILL IT FIT IN YOUR GARAGE?: Length/Width/Height" tba
:>>
:>> ---------
:>>
:>> Definately not the car for a Lumpload like you. :)
:>
:>Truly pathetic. I suppose you have a Playboy air freshener dangling
:>from the rear view mirror.
He wanted the air freshener, I gave him the Playboy Bunny instead.
Happy birfday, eh Lumpload....
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