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>Hail Eris! On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:46:13 -0700, Jose Gaspar sang, "If I
>were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, bloody,
>bloody, blub...", and then randomly typed out:

>> Porsche Monkey For Life says...

>>>On the long hot summer day of Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:40:19 -0500, ZapRatz
>>>dribbled:

>>>> On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:16:37 GMT, Snarky wrote:

>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:16:43 -0700, Jose Gaspar wrote these lies,
>>>>>denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>>>>>obfuscations:

>>>>>> In article , Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion says...

>>>>>>>On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:54:39 -0500, ZapRatz attempted to confuse the
>>>>>>>issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>> On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:42:11 GMT, Snarky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:09:35 -0400, Sarah Czepiel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>But if you don't want to admit this was Karen then I can pass all
>>>>>>>>>>>the blame on to you Billy. I understand it must be difficult
>>>>>>>>>>>finding the Florida Keys on a map in your Wisconsin hovel. Karen
>>>>>>>>>>>is making you look like a dumbass sharing this nym with her.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Your capitulation on being a fraud named Jose Gaspar is accepted.

>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:06:59 -0500, ZapRatz wrote:

>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Very cwever little
>>>>>>>trick, that. Very kooky, too, as well as dishonest. You, Bill Cmelak,
>>>>>>>are nothing but a lying little whiner, who can't handle being flamed
>>>>>>>on a fucking flame group like antU.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> You're funny.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The only person making someone do something is... you.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>You're either Cmelak or Anderson, because only Cmelak and Anderson
>>>>>>>>>care about the reputations of Cmelak and Anderson, and think that
>>>>>>>>>their reps on usenet are equivalent to their real-life reps.
>>>>>>>>>'Member what you said about "defending yourself"?

>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't deny that I am Bill Cmelak.

>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh, goody, Mr. Screeder. It's nice to have these things settled.
>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Furthermore, I continue to refute the numerous irrational and
>>>>>>>> illogical claims that I am Anderson or that I share nyms or
>>>>>>>> accounts with that person or anyone else. I post to unsent on
>>>>>>>> behalf of no one but myself.

>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Some posts from "Jose Gaspar" read more like your voice, and others
>>>>>>>like hers. Posts in this thread, sent to AUK, that is. Not without
>>>>>>>reason, it would appear.
>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> You are doing one hell of a job showcasing the mental infirmities
>>>>>>>>>> of Sarah Czepiel, a babbling idiot.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I believe you spent time in Florida. That is undoubtedly where
>>>>>>>>>> your mind jumped the shark.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>I believe you have never spent time in Florida (not south of
>>>>>>>>>Jacksonville, anyway), Karen. Cmelak, you might have, I don't know.

>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I most certainly have. During one trip, I traveled the Atlantic
>>>>>>>> coast from Virginia down to Key West and back up the Gulf Coast to
>>>>>>>> Tallahassee where my uncle lived and died.

>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Then that was you posting as Gaspar, after Karen posting as same, or
>>>>>>>else you blundered like someone who was only pretending, and got
>>>>>>>caught. Either way, it seems you're quite fucked, m'laddie. Either
>>>>>>>you lie about not sharing a stinky sock with Karen (if she made the
>>>>>>>claim), or you lie about having been to Florida. Which is it?

>>>>>>
>>>>>> Zapratz has never posted as Jose Gaspar.

>>>>>
>>>>>My attribution line is most appropriate, here, Cmelak (or Anderson,
>>>>>since you two share the nym). To wit:
>>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:16:43 -0700, Jose Gaspar wrote these lies,
>>>>>denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>>>>>obfuscations:
>>>>>
>>>>>"Jose Gaspar" is a non-existent person. Bill Cmelak and Karen K.
>>>>>Anderson both exist, but only as sockpuppets like "Zapratz", "Jose
>>>>>Gaspar", and "Team Karen". The first of those is, AFAICT, only Cmelak,
>>>>>and the last, only Anderson (as is "Lumpy"), while you both play
>>>>>"Jose".

>>>>
>>>> You're funny. But not in the humorous sense.

>>>
>>>You would not believe how glad I am that you think so.

>>
>> Spoken with a "sheepish" grin...

>
>Having the likes of you find me amusing would give me extremely creepy
>feelings. We won't even speak of me having the likes of you, mind.