Utilizing yet another troll-variant identity as well as a
troll-variant email address, asspyrate/asspiratejohn gilmer gilturd
thought he'd be funny and post the following via:

On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 18:57:09 -0700 (PDT), Lumpy-is-a-sad-sack-of-shit
live.com> wrote:

But that only bought him another presentation about details pertaining
to his despicable deadbeat so-called life and LOSER lifestyle, such as
his being a "Chlamydia Cowboy" with a serious lack of concern for
personal hygiene:

----- Original Message -----
From: aol.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, January 23, 2003 12:08 PM
Subject: Re: More Bad News...

There's been an outbreak of clamydia around here
and, uh ... it ain't hard to catch.

Someone did a survey of the local working girls a few years
back and concluded, to the chagrin of the local sheriff, that
street walkers and such were NOT a health risk. That the
working girls used condoms, and that there was more infection
of STDs in the female population of Jacksonville as a whole.

I guess now we know what happens to those Navy wives when
Hubby sails away for 6 months at a time. They get a boyfriend ;)

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----- Original Message -----
From: aol.com>
To:
Sent: Friday, January 24, 2003 10:01 AM
Subject: Re: More Bad News...

Cured very easily with tetracycline or a variety of other
antibiotics. It's a common cause of wimmen's urinary tract
infections and may be something that's not even thought of as
an STD in a lot of places, but it can be transmitted to guys and it
can cause a similar infection. Also has the interesting habit of
making your eyes turn very red if you get the germs in your eyes.

Been there, done that ;)

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----- Original Message -----
From: aol.com>
To:
Sent: Friday, January 24, 2003 2:15 PM
Subject: Re: More Bad News...

I wear contacts. I take my contacts in and out with my
fingers. My fingers touch Mr. Happy when I use the facilities

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----- Original Message -----
From: aol.com>
To:
Sent: Friday, January 24, 2003 2:18 PM
Subject: Re: More Bad News...

Actooly ... I've been seeing the same two GP's in the same
practice for some time. They never/seldom lecture me about my
smoking/drinking/other habits, and make few judgments. They
did a complete physical, and did the STD tests "under the table"
because my health insurance wouldn't pay for them per se.

We have lots of laughs, and they have done several favors over the
years in terms of medication and treatment in order to keep me
motorcycling.

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----- Original Message -----
From: "PirateJohn" aol.com>
To: "Karen"
Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2003 6:32 AM
Subject: Re: About Face

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----- Original Message -----
From: "Karen"
To: "PirateJohn" aol.com>
Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2003 8:50 AM
Subject: No need for this subject anymore...

Your mention of RED EYES...

You're forgetting that you told me you had a few bouts with
clamydia??

Doesn't sound very "naive" to me... :'(

--

I'm smarter, bigger, stronger, and a lot meaner than you are.
You also won't be the first person that I didn't like who I
had to kill. Legally.

-- john wesley gilmer III

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And, Gun-Nut Gilmer:

From: piratejohn@aol.comNOSPAM (PirateJohn)
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Date: 13 Feb 2004 22:04:35 GMT
Subject: Re: Attacker DEAD: Man saves his life and wife's with a
[horrible]HANDGUN
Message-ID: <20040213170435.12710.00002...@mb-m29.aol.com>

I merely said that you were a coward. You need to read closer.
Second of all, there's no doubt in my mind that you are a wannabe.
I've had two instances in my life where I've had to hold a pistol on
someone, and they both talked big until they were looking down the
barrel of a gun.

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From: billyrighteous@aol.comGOAWAY (Billy Righteous)
Newsgroups: alt.politics.immigration
Date: 06 Jun 2003 18:03:34 GMT
Subject: Re: Matricula consular ID card are now illegal in Colorado!
Message-ID: <20030606140334.09907.00000...@mb-m26.aol.com>

I'm smarter, bigger, stronger, and a lot meaner than you are. If you
ever put me in a position where I should reasonably fear for my life,
then you won't have to worry about going back to your cardboard
box of a home. You also won't be the first person that I didn't
like who I had to kill. Legally.

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From: piratejohn@aol.comSPAMNOT (PirateJohn)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.jimmy-buffett
Date: 07 Nov 2002 17:55:58 GMT
Subject: Re: JB's a Democrat???
Message-ID: <20021107125558.04105.00000...@mb-cg.aol.com>

Hell, I'm about as liberal as they come and I regularly carry a 9mm
pistol and keep an AR-15 rifle in the house.

My motto is that with as many armed rightwing nutcases as there are in
the World there needs to be at least one armed liberal in each
neighborhood to keep those rednecks in line ;)

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From: piratejohn@aol.comSPAMNOT (PirateJohn)
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Date: 07 Mar 2001 01:28:52 GMT
Subject: Re: MadCow is a fake; was Re:NY Man Dies After Sucked Down
Drain
Message-ID: <20010306202852.23261.00000371@nso-cj.aol.com>

And, just for the record, Yours Truly has a North Carolina concealed
carry permit. Never felt the urge to get one in FL. And a H&K P7 in
the center console. And an AR-15 carbine as a boat rifle. My motto
is that with so many armed nutcase rightwingers out there that every
neighborhood needs to have an honest, stable, armed liberal. In my
neighborhood that's me.

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From: piratejohn@aol.comSPAMNOT (PirateJohn)
Subject: Re: The Dark Side never rests!
Date: 1998/12/27
Message-ID: <19981227111259.25357.00002419@ng30.aol.com>#1/1
X-Deja-AN: 426178755
Newsgroups: alt.showbiz.gossip

Am I the only one that thinks that a lot of Rocky's (and other
assorted rightwinger's) hatred of The Prez. stems from Clinton's
tightening of firearms laws?? Let's face it - the thought of someone
like Rocky having access to a firearm is scary. Can we say 'keep him
away from the local McDonalds on his bad days'??

{'ol John... looking over at his AR-15 carbine - and glad that these
things are generally unobtainable by medicated people, like Rocky, in
California...}

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