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Group: alt.nuke.the.usa · Group Profile
Author: Jose Gaspar
Date: Aug 16, 2008 13:58

In article <7013f3ba-6984-43be-9492-d73fdaf034e9@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
PyrateJohn says...
>
>On Aug 16, 10:02=A0am, Jose Gaspar newsguy.com> wrote:
>> In article <303593e2-467b-4c50-ab9c-a74e3961a...@l42g2000hsc.googlegroups=
>.com>,
>> PyrateJohn says...
>>
>>
>>
>>>On Aug 15, 11:37=3DA0pm, Jose Gaspar newsguy.com> wrote:
>>
>>>What happened to your $2,500 motorhome "Jose"?
>>
>> I have my motorhome up for sale. =A0Since you have a degree in accounting=
>, you
>> must realize that there is no longer a financial advantage to owning a mo=
>torhome
>> unless you are flat-ass broke and have no other place to live.
>>
>> Calculate the cost of fuel, maintenance, tags, and insurance to go to New
>> Orleans in a motorhome from JAX and then calculate a flight, rental car, =
>and
>> hotel. =A0Plus you have a depreciating dinosaur that has to be stored for=
> a
>> monthly fee, =A0or sit fat-ugly parked in your front yard.
>
>
>
>Why don't you post you sale ad here Slick?
>
> (Yuck, yuck, yuck)
>
>I think that it's interesting that you would go into detail about the
>costs of operating a motorhome, because you look at things quite
>differently from me.

GAWD... I HOPE SO!
>You see a motorhome as a cheaper way of taking a vacation.

No I don't.
>I see our motorhome as a portable office and portable living space.

I am retired. I don't need a fucking office.
>When I traveled for weeks by motorcycle I needed to take spare
>cameras, backup computing power, and plenty of clothing. And there
>was always the fear of leaving behind something vital.

We all know that you are a total fuck up so why punish yourself by confessing
publicly?
>That doesn't happen when you full-time in a nice motorhome. We start
>this thing up and drive her around town every week so she's always
>ready to go.

You have to in order to dump the shit tank... fucking idiot!
>And we live in the 'bird.

That's all you have. You HAVE to live there.
>When we travel, nothing vital gets left behind.

Nothing? Not even a tank of water to shower with?
>The only thing left at my workshop are spare tools
>and extra motorcycles

Its not YOUR storage shed, Mr. Renter...
>I have a computer center in the Bluebird that rivals most small
>offices. When I travel I can take, store, and manage my photos,
>documents, you name it.

When I go on holiday I don't fuck with computers. But I guess if I was going on
holiday with Blimpo, I would take a goddamn room full of computers...
>I've also got enough horsepower in the Bluebird to safely carry a 2.5
>ton Land Rover Discovery II on a very strong trailer that weighs
>almost 2 tons by itself.

Is that supposed to be relevant to anything?
>So for me, it's not just about money, it's about convenience and
>getting the job done.

What's fucking convenient about hooking up a goddamn 2 ton trailer? If you
can't find a drive through parking spot, you have to unchain the Rover, put out
the ramps, drive it off, unhook the trailer. That's really fucking convenient.
And even if you do find a drive through parking space, you have to unchain the
Rover, pull out the ramps, and drive off the Rover. That's really fucking
convenient.

For me, convenience is room service...
>It's about a mobile semi-retirement that I expect that we will take
>during the next few years. Deb and I don't want to grow old in one
>place like you seem to prefer. As much as we enjoy Florida we both
>want to see, spend time at, and perhaps work in some other cities.

Translated into English: PJ is about to get evicted from the driveway where he
parks his old bus.
>Also, we are currently on 48 hour notice to Homeland Security to do
>disaster relief work in the event of a natural disaster.

You ARE a natural disaster... thanks for the photos...
>If you actually have a Class C then you understand
>that you cannot do that.

Try not to act too retarded. You know I never said that...
>In other words, we'll manage, no matter how dire things get.

They're already dire - for you - Gilmer...
>As Jose you claim to drive a Saturn and you once claimed to own a
>modest house on the water somewhere. Presumably your ex- got the
>house in the divorce, if there is any validity to your comments at
>all.

I bought the Saturn for a toad. I still own the house. The ex is now trailer
park trash - like you...
>What you dance around is that Deb and I actually own several
>properties.

The taxes are paid under what name?
>I'll most likely mention that Deb and I both came down with
>summer colds

You're always sick... Drink some more Foster's...
>and Deb went back to live in one of the houses for about 12-15 days

You can't remember how many days she was gone? Memory getting a little foggy?
>in the tight spaces of a 40 ft. motorhome there is a
>danger of reinfecting each other and never getting over a cold.

Your immune system is shot to hell... and we know why...
>Actually, for what it's worth, living in and maintaining a 40 ft.
>motorhome isn't that cheap at all

That's what I said. That's what this whole fucking thread is about.
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