On Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:16:57 -0700, Jose Gaspar fixed me with a beady eye,
and foamed wildly:
> The Secretary of HomIntern says...
>>On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:35:24 -0700, Jose Gaspar k'lamed:
>>
>>> Gilmer's Great Lawsuit:
>>>
>>> See you in court, "Jose."
>>> But the truth will come out when the subpoenas start to fly. That may
>>> take a few months but it's inevitable.
>>>
>>> Sleep well tonight, but I rather doubt if you are going to be nearly as
>>> cocky when this gets rolling ;)
>>>
>>> So enjoy your sleep tonight. Because I can guarantee that I will be
>>> having the last laugh. You can make book on that.
>>>
>>> Not a threat. A promise.
>>>
>>> No, actually, I don't know that you'll be here in the coming months. I
>>> expect that your life is going to change pretty dramatically, and
>>> change soon enough. After all, you are going through Newsguy so you
>>> shouldn't be too hard to track down, Chump.
>>>
>>> So enjoy yourself why you can because I can totally guarantee you that
>>> payback is going to be hell.
>>>
>>> I have some leads on some local attorneys that weren't practicing this
>>> type of law a year ago but are now so I am optimistic that we can
>>> finally get something going against the trolls.
>>>
>>> Deb and I were kicking this around a week or two ago and kinda let
>>> things slide. My thoughts were that we'd throw a few hundred at an
>>> attorney and get a series of subpoenas filed and then we'd see where
>>> the trail actually lead. Newsguy has already given me some info but
>>> it should be entetaining when they confirm Cmelak and then we'll see
>>> who Jose really is.
>>
>>Too bad for you that he never went anywhere with all that and got smacked
>>by a judge, eh? Alas, the Balsa Gavel is well out of PJ's grasp. Mere
>>legal threats amount to SFA, in AUK.
>
> Mr. John 'Numb Nuts' Gilmer dared me to meet him in RL and then squealed
> like a little girl that I was stalking him...
I see. You really are crazy. You're "stalking" him, because when he
showed up, you were hiding, taking a photo of his truck and a rather
vague one of a reflection of "yourself" in the tavern window. Basically,
you proved that he showed up, and you were too cowardly to meet him.
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