>> My name is John Wesley Gilmer III. I am a fat and stupid shithead. I
>> spam newsgroups using over 70 sockpuppets because I don't know what else
>> to do.
>>
>>
>> I have been stalking another guy for almost five years because I am
>> jealous of him and because I'm a net.koOk. A crazy net.koOk.
>>
>> I live in an old rusted out bus home here:
>>
>> John W. Gilmer III
>> A Driveway
>> Jacksonville, Florida
>>
>> I drive whatever the slophog who owns me allows me to drive because
>> that's all that I can afford.
>>
>> My teeth are black and worn to the gum. I cannot afford to see a dentist
>> but I will suck one off for a bleach job.
>>
>> I bragged about being important, until someone found out that I
>> was a petty criminal and that I also stalk and punch women in real life.
>> I suck septic tanks for a tips.
>>
>> If my momma would just die and leave me enough money to get away from the
>> sow who must be obeyed I would never have to see that disgusting slob
>> again.
>>
>>
>> I was expelled from the school of hard knocks because I'm a sissy. A big
>> fat sissy at that. But I can still beat up Deborah Lynch if she gets
>> drunk enough.
>>
>> I go from the computer at the Moffitt Corporation in Jacksonville to the
>> computer at the library to the computer owned by the fat hog I live with
>> because I don't know where else to go. The rest of the time I think
>> about killing myself with one of the many guns I tell everyone I own. I
>> wish I really did own a gun. Then I could end this misery, because no
>> one will give me the respect that I pretend that I deserve. I wish I
>> really did own a gun.
>>
>> Two years ago I approached a woman named Karen in Washington
>> who I tried to sweetheart scam. She drove to Jacksonville and I was
>> too scared she'd see what a porker I am, so I stood her up. Oh god,
>> whats'
>> wrong with me? I'm even frightened of an old woman. I've been living on
>> Milk of Magnesia and Imodium-D ever since, and my eyesight is getting
>> worse. I don't know if I should shit or go blind. I have stalked
>> several other women and I've even been arrested for it.
>>
>>
>> She lives in Washington state which is all the way across the country and
>> I'm STILL frightened. Oh no, that Imodium-D is not all that it's
>> advertised to be.
>>
>> Ken Ehrett and I are both addicted to stalking. We know that what we
>> do is wrong, and we see these other people kick our asses all the time,
>> but we just don't have the willpower to stop. Ken is a drag queen so
>> that
>> should give you an idea as to how messed up we both are.
>>
>> I am so jealous, jealous, JEALOUS of everyone else that it makes me want
>> to BURST. I spend all of my time researching what others do, where
>> they live. Hell, I even follow stranger's eBay accounts. I'm a
>> net.koOk.
>>
>> The people that I hate are popular in their towns and communities and I
>> HATE that. So I make up crap about them and post it to newsgroups and
>> generally make a nusiance out of myself. What I make up is a complete
>> figment of my imagination but if I repeat my lies often enough maybe
>> someone will believe them. But so far no one does.
>>
>> These people just drive me CRAZY. I pretend that I'm president of a
>> motorcycle club, but I'm not. I used to belong to a motorcycle club but
>> everyone ended up hating me so much that they even changed the bar we
>> used to meet at just so I wouldn't know where they were. I also like to
>> pretend that I'm involved with
>> several charities. And it's true, I am. Me and the hog eat at the soup
>> kitchen and
>> that's a charity. So there, all you smartypantz, I AM involved.
>>
>> Everyone that meets me seems to think I am lying piece of shit but I
>> don't
>> care. We steal their aluminum cans when they're eating at the same soup
>> kitchen.
>> BWAAAAAHAHAHAH! I'm living the dream.
>>
>> I am so damned jealous that I cannot stand it.
>>
>> Did I mention that I am insanely jealous?
>>
>> We live in a warm driveway, and all of you are stuck in houses.
>>
>> We live in north Florida and once went to south Georgia by Grayhound and
>> it was a big Grayhound with a real bathroom but Deborah Lynch kind of
>> clogged it up. It must have been the crawdads we went dumpster diving
>> for
>> the night before.
>>
>> I am pretty inactive, as you can see by my fat ass and pot belly and my
>> health issues keep me from leaving the bus.
>>
>> I motorcycle all over the driveway and into street sometimes if the hog
>> will let me. I cannot
>> ride anywhere without that pig telling to stop wasting what little gas we
>> have left. I hate that. And I hate those damned Mexicans, even though
>> that makes me a racist but I don't care.
>> Thoses beaners, I hate them. I HATE THEM ALL! I don't need them, I can
>> mow my own damned driveway.
>>
>> Everyone makes more money than I do and that can't be right. I just
>> know there's something wrong there. Even waitresses make more money than
>> me.
>>
>> I have a girlfriend that is so fucking fat I never have to worry about
>> her leaving me, no matter how many times I kick her loathsome ass. Before
>> that I hadn't
>> had a date with any wimmin in 10 years. And when I was single he got
>> fucked in the ass
>> all of the time. Now that's not right either.
>>
>> What can I possibly do? I am so unhappy. I'd blow my brains out but I
>> cannot afford the bullets and Deborah Lynch made me pawn my
>> Saturday-night special for eight orders of Super-Duper quadro-sized Big
>> Macs and several sides of fries.
>>
>>
>> Oh god, won't somebody please help me. Do any of you know what I have to
>> go through just to live in a DRIVEWAY? DO YOU? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT"S
>> LIKE TO HAVE TO RUB BELLIES WITH A SLOP HOG? And if I squirt too soon as
>> I always do, she makes me clean it up with my fish-like lips. OH GOD I
>> CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! Do any of you know what that's like? DO YOU?
>>
>> I know what I'll do. I'll sue all of you. I'll sue all of usenet. You
>> pholks will all be so sorry you laughed at me. I'LL OWN USENET AND ALL
>> OF
>> YOU TOO. YOU'LL BE SORRY. I WILL EVEN SUE AUSTRAILIA AND THEN I'LL OWN
>> AN ENTIRE ISLAND. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I WILL BE RICH AND POWERFUL. I'M
>> JOHN WESLEY GILMER THE THIRD, DO YOU PEOPLE HEAR ME?
>>
>> Can I borrow some money for bullets, please. I just want the humiliation
>> to go away.
>>
>> Ken, I need you Ken. Ken, please call me. Hold me Ken, hold me. I'm
>> losing it Ken.
>>
>> JOHN GILMER = DOPEY ASSHOLE
>> JOHN GILMER = RETARD
>> JOHN GILMER = OWNED
>> JOHN GILMER = SPAMMER
>> JOHN GILMER = TROLL
>> JOHN GILMER = WIFE BEATER
>> JOHN GILMER = FOOL
>> JOHN GILMER = SHITHEAD
>> JOHN GILMER = CRYBABY
>> JOHN GILMER = OWNED 100%%
>> JOHN GILMER = BAD TEETH
>>
>> Sincerely, John Wesley Gilmer III, net.koOk esq.