Not too bad, but it's still something to be avoided at all costs when
arguing with kooks and trolls.
~~~~~
Oh Mighty Keepers Of All Things Kooky -
Having hopefully entertained y'all with the Karen Anderson Sideshow of
Revolving Trolls I, PyrateJohn, respectfully request assignment of
ownership of the various nyms that Old Odd Anderson uses, specifically
the Jose Gaspar "I'd whoop your ass but after 3-4 years of stalking
you still cannot find you" nym and the Lumpy "please don't be mean to
me just because I write like Truman Capote" nym. Ownership of any and
other anonymous nyms that Old Odd Anderson uses would be considered a
plus.
As evidence that I own Karen Anderson and her various nyms I would
present the following bits of evidence.
#1, it simply ain't natural for a 70 year old woman to send a guy 40
photos of her snatch, a pink vibrator, and evidence that she has been
hanging out and watching Said Guy and his girlfriend for several
days. Such an act would seem to be worth of exceptional kookiness all
on it's own. Evidence presented as follows:
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/Anderson1.htm
#2, not only is it unnatural for Old Odd Anderson to stalk a guy
that's not interested in her, but she has done the same thing to at
least 2 other guys that Yours Truly is aware of. So she's a serial
stalker, something that her nyms seem to be rather cagey about.
#3, while Anderson poses a legendary ability to create diverse
personalities, certain themes consistently run through all of her
nyms: A blind love of Old Odd Anderson and total forgiveness of her
legendary past stalkings and crank emails, and a creative use of
insults that would make a professional boxer cry are universal traits
of her nyms. In addition, Andersons's nyms will uniformly tell you
that all of Anderson's opponents are (pick from the list) gay, drunk,
stoopid, useless, trying to take advantage of Old Odd Anderson's
finances, incontinent, intercontinental, are losing their hair, losing
their teeth, or losing their minds, can't get it up, can't keep it
down, are fat, are bald, have bad breathe, are universally hated, have
ringworm, have an STD, have hemorroids, have ugly relatives, have ugly
girlfriends, have ugly wives, have ugly pets, and/or have ugly farm
livestock, live in dumps, live in hovels, live under overpasses, eat
from a garbage pail, hit their wives, hit their pets, spank their
monkeys, bark their shins, abuse their cats, are dishonest, dyspeptic,
delirious, and so forth.
#4. After following Yours Truly around Usenet for between 3 and 4
years (all of the nyms conveniently arrived within weeks of Ms.
Anderson sending that package of photos to Yours Truly, and the same
Swarm of Nyms has been reported when she has stalked others) Yours
Truly does genuinely feel that he has mastered the art of making the
nyms jump whenever he posts. I can make them jump left, jump right,
jump to conclusions, defend the most indefensible positions
imaginable, make them swear, make them Bahhhhhhhhhhhhh, and make Ms.
Anderson's little white-haired head spin at will. And at the same
time, do all of this with a sense of humour while typing with one hand
and eating a ham sammich with the other hand.
m'Lords, having hopefully demonstrated to your satisfaction and
amusement the hoop jumping abilities of the Karen Anderson Nym Circus,
and their multi-year preoccupation with Yours Truly, I hereby request
ownership of Said Nyms.
