Eddie Van Halen's Sacred Sin Gathering
Posted by frankmeyer - Monday, October 02, 2006
Inside The Gathering: Exclusive Photos & Tell-All of Eddie Van Halen &
Michael Ninn's Sacred Sin Party
On Saturday night, Sept. 30, I went to the greatest party of my entire
life. And I have been to some pretty wild parties in my day, people.
But this one took the cake.
The event, dubbed "The Gathering," was a release party for the Michael
Ninn-directed adult film Sacred Sin, which features two brand new
instrumental songs by the great Eddie Van Halen. The party was thrown
at Eddie's house (!!!) and was an extravagant, decadent affair unlike
anything I have ever been to.
Yes, you read that right, the porn party was at
Eddie-friggin'-Van-Halen's house!!!
How awesome was this soirée, you wonder? Well, there were scantily
clad and/or naked chicks everywhere, there were half-naked Cirque du
Soleil-type performers doing acrobatics in and outside the house (see
photo), there were guys on stilts walking around, there were rock stars
and porn stars galore, there was an open bar, tons of great food and
hor's d'oeuvres, plus Eddie played a set of Van Halen songs with an
all-star backing band, and later entertained a small room with a piano
recital!
Holy sh*t!!!!!
Okay, still catching my breath...but allow me to give you a brief
rundown of the night's events.
First, the guests met at a parking lot down the street from his mansion
in the Hollywood Hills. You could tell the party was gonna be bangin'
just from the line of buxom babes and weirdo dudes waiting for the vans
to take us into his inner sanctum.
Upon arrival to his Spanish style compound, which was adorned with
candles, lights and trippy glass art for the occasion, guests were
greeted by a bartender serving up Stockholm Krystal vodka, some tequila
from bottles shaped like male genitalia, and any drink you could think
of. After getting a cocktail, all you had to do was take about ten
steps into the living room and there was Eddie, greeting guests, with a
guitar strapped to his bare chest. He was happy as a clam, posing for
pictures with anyone that asked (that's Dino Everett from The
Streetwalkin' Cheetahs, Eddie and myself on the right). Eddie looked
great, by the way, every bit the ageless Guitar God you'd want him to
be.
The backyard was where the real action was, with a band onstage
rockin' cover tunes, bars stocked with exotic liquors, and a pool
adorned with a waterslide. There were colored lights and candles
everywhere, giving the area the feel of both a rock concert and a very
upscale party.
After about a half hour, Eddie got up on stage and greeted the guests.
"Are you havin' a good time?" he hollered. Damn straight we are!
Then he cranked up his amp and blazed through a rippin' version of
his signature solo "Eruption," complete with nods to other classic
solos like "Cathedral." The band -- called The Starf*ckers and
featuring Eric Dover of Jellyfish and Slash's Snakepit and former
Motley Crue singer John Corabi, -- then joined him as he ripped into a
cover of Billy Idol's "Rebel Yell." Apparently Idol was supposed
to play a set too, but was a no-show. His loss. Mind-bogglin'
versions of "You Really Got Me," "Jump," and "Ain't
Talkin' 'Bout Love" followed much to the delight of the ecstatic
crowd.
And what a crowd it was. There were rock stars like Guns 'n' Roses
keyboardist Dizzy Reed (who gave a little performance on Eddie's
grand piano later that night, see above picture) and Fishbone frontman
Angelo Moore, but they were dwarfed by the pure volume of porn stars in
da house. A partial list includes Jessica Jaymes, Stormy Daniels,
Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, Angel Cassidy, Taylor Rain, Nicole
Sheridan, Rita Faltoyano, Evan Stone, Sacred Sin stars Nick Manning,
Dee, and Monica Mayhem, and brand new Shane's World hottie Casey
Parker (left, with Eddie). Parker was a particularly fun gal to hang
with, as she out-drank me in both alcohol and espresso...and that
ain't easy!
As if Eddie's rock set wasn't enough of a treat, he even gave a
private piano recital for a small room of fans and friends (see photo).
Man, this guy is such a mad scientist genius that even when he sits
down to tinkle the ivories, an explosion of emotion and melody comes
pouring out of him. It's as if a torrent of music is constantly
raging through his system, and he need only touch an instrument for it
to come pouring out. If he were born in the 18th Century, he clearly
would be considered on par with Mozart. He is that good. Seriously.
Exploring the mansion was quite a treat too. Was I more impressed with
the rad Van Halen photos everywhere, the personal family photographs
lined up on the walls, the Grammys and other awards on the shelves, the
dentist's chair in the living room, or the indoor racketball court
that was modified for the night into an erotic art gallery? I dunno,
you tell me.
Soon, the pool was filled with naked girls making out and the scent of
greenery filled the air. This really was the party to beat all parties,
man. Hell, even the gift bags were off the hook! They included the
two-disc collector's edition of Sacred Sin, a designer wristwatch, a
bottle of Stockholm Krystal vodka, and two of Eddie's guitar picks!
By the time I left, some girl had passed out (likely due to sensory
overload from all the amazingness) so the fire department and
ambulances were arriving and blocking the narrow driveway so no one
could get out. Smart move. Luckily, I made my escape in one of the few
vans that wasn't stuck in the entrance.
As for Sacred Sin (Ninnworx), the movie, I watched it the next day and
it is indeed an impressive, sexy, and very artistic flick. The girls
are gorgeous, it looks like an expensive music video, and features two
music videos for the tunes Eddie contributed. Fans of high class adult
films, stunning beauties, and Eddie guitar genius are encourage to go
buy it NOW.
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