Author: Rushie G. LifeRushie G. Life Date: Jan 25, 2007 00:55
Dear fellow Poodleheads and other assorted losers;
Today, the Poodleland Security Advisory System was raised from "High" to
"Severe" - the highest it has been since 1996.
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The David Lee Roth Success Level
In early 2002, the President of the Red Rocker Nation, Rushgedlife, created
the Department of Poodleland Security which is responsible for protecting
the Hagar Homos against the threat of David Lee Roth returning to Van Halen.
The Department of Poodleland Security introduced the Poodleland Security
Advisory System that uses a color-coded scale of threat levels to
communicate with the Poodleheads about the general severity of the current
chances of David Lee Roth returning to Van Halen.
The Poodleland Security Advisory System scale:
Green - Low risk of David Lee Roth returning to Van Halen.
Blue - Guarded risk of David Lee Roth returning to Van Halen.
Yellow - Elevated risk of David Lee Roth returning to Van Halen.
Orange - High risk of David Lee Roth returning to Van Halen.
Red - Severe risk of David Lee Roth returning to Van Halen.
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