It aint Mexico (but it aint bad)

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Mexico drops out of 2008 Summer Olympics Mexico City --
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President Felipe Calderón of Mexico has announced Mexico will not
participate in the next Summer Olympics. 
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He stated, "Casi cada uno que puede fun cionar, saltar, O la nadada ha
salido ya del país."
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Translation: "Pretty much everyone who can run, jump, or swim has
already left the country."

The legendary steel guitarist for Hank Williams, Don Helms, died Monday,
August 11 of an apparent heart attack in Nashville.

A tremendous loss for country music.

Hey all.

when I was a young man my parents had this oldies tape they
used to play and there was a really good song which I can't find now.
I remember a lot of lyrics so you'd think it wouldn't be hard to find
but......

Anyway here's how it goes. (of what I remember)

I decided I was gonna be a star,

I went to see a man and I sang him a song he said son you'd better go
home.
Cause it's a long hard road and a long road something something and
you'll never lead a life of your own.

I didn't take his advice I went out on the road,
was a smash wherever I played.
The money tree took root and it began to grow
and it grew with every dollar that I made.

I got a big big car and a mansion on the hill about everything that
money can buy

But there's somethin inside, and it's naggin at me still
and it will unti lthe day that I die.

tho my guess is few of theirfans do---GRIN

 YOUR PARROT IS DEAD, SENOR

At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor Rod?

This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.'

'Ah yes, Ernesto.. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?'

'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod,that your parrot, he is
dead'

'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?'

'Si, Senor, that's the one.'

'Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird.

What did he die from?'

'From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.'

'Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?'

'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.'

'Dead horse? What dead horse?'

'The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.'
'My prize thoroughbred is dead?'

'Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.'

'Are you insane?? What water cart?'

Can anyone identify this song and name of the artist? It was posted on
another group.

When I was a little boy, came home crying from school - My first love broke
my heart in two -Mama would ____bring me toys to ease the pain -Then as I
grew it was more of the same -keeping my heart happy...

Lefty - n Spade
shuda done lik Hag

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Try my country music radio (by mediamaster.com)
Plays country, bluegrass, folk and rockabilly.
Copy/paste on of the links below to your favourite mediaplayer:

320 Kb MP3:
http://n90.mediamaster.com:8000/plist/3000129967/ArneG
128 Kb MP3:
http://n90.mediamaster.com:8000/plist/3000129967/brate/128/channels/2/key/e
ab1f1f0e/ArneG
32 Kb MP3 (Mono)
http://n90.mediamaster.com:8000/plist/3000129967/brate/32/channels/1/key/ea
b1f1f0e/ArneG

I recommend using WinAmp, I Tunes or Screamer-Radio.
Windows media player does not show the "artist" and "song / track"
information.
Enjoy!
MadProf

Welcome to Real Country Lyrics.

If you want to get back to Real Country Music, you have to start with
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music.

This collection brings back the kind of songs heard in the middle of
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that Possum WROTE

I just know 1 off top of my head
and Stonewall took it to nr1

You might have to think twice about this one. 
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of
her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room
doctor asked her. 
'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. 
'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting
off your finger?' 
'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then
I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting
myself in the chest.' 
'So then?' asked the doctor. 
'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00
to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.' 
'So then?' 
'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a
loud noise. So I put my...