As is often said, "You can't fix stupid!" These folks prove it is a
terminal condition. As always, competition this year has been keen. The
candidates this year are...

Eighth Place **

In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water
after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to
retrieve his car keys.

Seventh Place **

A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he
ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.

Sixth Place **