Worst Nightmare

In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed,
and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I
discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!

Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the
pockets to find my driver's license photo and it was
that same color. Black. I felt myself being very
depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.

But it's a wheelchair!

That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish,
I'm also disabled!

I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's
impossible that I should be black and Jewish and
disabled.'

'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from
behind me.
I turn around, and it's my boyfriend.

Just what I needed!