>
>
> Sarah Silverman %%&*#s Paris Hiton <- at the MTV Awards
>
> Lindsay Lohan's Magic Mouth <- A slice of life! LOL
>
> Paris Hilton Heads to Prison <- 3 Wacky Vids
>
> Soccer in America <- Funny Picture
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> Is this a Sexy Video? <- "Holy Cow!"
>
>
>
> VISUAL HUMOR for Wendesday, Jun 6, 2007:
>
> Q: How do you know when you've been too long at the computer?
> A: Ask this dude for the answer!
>
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http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/00209.html
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>
>
> How to Regain Control of Your Life
>
> It's never easy to overcome a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core
> computer-gaming habit, but if you want to give it a shot, here's what you
> can do:
>
> Step 1: Let go of the mouse.
>
> Step 2: Turn off the computer.
>
> Step 3: Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.
>
> Step 4: Eat something other than chips, cookies or Pop Tarts.
>
> Step 5: Date someone you didn't meet in a chat room or through
>
HotDreamDates.com.
>
> Step 6: Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page.
>
> Step 7: Get some sleep in bed rather than at your keyboard.
>
> Step 8: Open a window without turning your computer on!
>
> Step 9: The next time you feel an urge to blog or post a comment on a
> message board, go out looking for discarded beer and soda cans along the
> side of the road. At least that way you'll be doing something useful for
> society!
>
> Step 10: Stop adding ".com" to your name when you sign your e-mails and
> cease saying "LOL" when you hear funny jokes at work or parties.
>
> Step 11: Visit that one special friend who you haven't spoken to in years
> because he or she shares his or her only e-mail address with his or her
> spouse!
>
> And the Final Step to regaining control of your life...
>
> Step 12: Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the
> bathroom, do NOT make a pit-stop at the PC to tell everyone on your Buddy
> List about it!
>
>
>
> Paris Hilton Gets Nailed <- Wacky Vid
>
> Jordin Sparks takes off! <- watch Simon's reaction
>
> Lindsay Lohan's Magic Mouth! <- The Girl Has "Talent"!
>
> 209 past Funny Pictures of the Day <- IN ONE LINK
>
> -----
>
> BONUS JOKE BELOW
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Newish
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>
> No Harm to Ask for a **! <- Rated "PG-13"
>
> Katharine McPhee is BUSTing Out! <- SHOCKING
>
> Freshly Squeezed O.J. <- Wacky Stunt
>
> The WHITE HOUSE Egg Roll <- "Elmer Fudd" Cheney!
>
> The New British Sobriety Test <- Does the guy pass?
>
> "Hey Ladies!" <- guy shows off with a real boner!
>
> BBC Reporter Goes Ballistic on Scientologist
>
> Jon Stewart clip <- Comedy Central's very own!
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> Frisky Business
>
> As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly
> hired red-headed assistant into his office.
>
> "Do you know what time we quit around here?" he asked.
>
> "Sure!" the young woman giggled. "Whenever somebody knocks on the door."
>
>
>
> Paris Hilton's prison-escape plan! <- New FUNNY Video
>
> Lindsay Lohan's "Talented" Mouth <- Caught on Video
>
> Katharine McPhee Gets &%%$#ed on LIVE TV!
>
> 81 Funny Videos <- click here
>
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>
> The Wav/MP3 of the week <- click here
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> VISUAL HUMOR: When this poor lady entered her prized pet in a pet show,
> I don't think she was anticipating that this would be the type of "show"
> that she would be putting on:
>
> The Best in Show? <- Funny Picture
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> " FUNNY POLITICIANS" VIDEOS:
> "Condilicious"
> Hillaryous Hoots & Dem Ditties
> "Who is the leader of China?"
> Bush's Biggest and Best Boners
> Degrees of Blackness (SNL Skit)
> John McCain Sings Streisand!
> Hillary Sings
> Cheney attacks Pelosi "Down Under"
> A World Without America
>
>
>
> I hope you enjoyed today's and all the cool stuff on my website. Please
> e-mail me if you encounter any problems with the links and videos on the
> site! My personal e-mail address is: JokeFiles2@
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>
> Sincerely,
> Ted "Willie" Wilson
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