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Here is more.
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Sarah Silverman %%&*#s Paris Hiton <- at the MTV Awards
Lindsay Lohan's Magic Mouth <- A slice of life! LOL
Paris Hilton Heads to Prison <- 3 Wacky Vids
Soccer in America <- Funny Picture
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Is this a Sexy Video? <- "Holy Cow!"
VISUAL HUMOR for Wendesday, Jun 6, 2007:
Q: How do you know when you've been too long at the computer?
A: Ask this dude for the answer!
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How to Regain Control of Your Life
It's never easy to overcome a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core
computer-gaming habit, but if you want to give it a shot, here's what you
can do:
Step 1: Let go of the mouse.
Step 2: Turn off the computer.
Step 3: Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.
Step 4: Eat something other than chips, cookies or Pop Tarts.
Step 5: Date someone you didn't meet in a chat room or through
HotDreamDates.com.
Step 6: Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page.
Step 7: Get some sleep in bed rather than at your keyboard.
Step 8: Open a window without turning your computer on!
Step 9: The next time you feel an urge to blog or post a comment on a
message board, go out looking for discarded beer and soda cans along the
side of the road. At least that way you'll be doing something useful for
society!
Step 10: Stop adding ".com" to your name when you sign your e-mails and
cease saying "LOL" when you hear funny jokes at work or parties.
Step 11: Visit that one special friend who you haven't spoken to in years
because he or she shares his or her only e-mail address with his or her
spouse!
And the Final Step to regaining control of your life...
Step 12: Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, do NOT make a pit-stop at the PC to tell everyone on your Buddy
List about it!
Paris Hilton Gets Nailed <- Wacky Vid
Jordin Sparks takes off! <- watch Simon's reaction
Lindsay Lohan's Magic Mouth! <- The Girl Has "Talent"!
209 past Funny Pictures of the Day <- IN ONE LINK
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Freshly Squeezed O.J. <- Wacky Stunt
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The New British Sobriety Test <- Does the guy pass?
"Hey Ladies!" <- guy shows off with a real boner!
BBC Reporter Goes Ballistic on Scientologist
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Frisky Business
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly
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"Do you know what time we quit around here?" he asked.
"Sure!" the young woman giggled. "Whenever somebody knocks on the door."
Paris Hilton's prison-escape plan! <- New FUNNY Video
Lindsay Lohan's "Talented" Mouth <- Caught on Video
Katharine McPhee Gets &%%$#ed on LIVE TV!
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VISUAL HUMOR: When this poor lady entered her prized pet in a pet show, I
don't think she was anticipating that this would be the type of "show" that
she would be putting on:
The Best in Show? <- Funny Picture
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"FUNNY POLITICIANS" VIDEOS:
"Condilicious"
Hillaryous Hoots & Dem Ditties
"Who is the leader of China?"
Bush's Biggest and Best Boners
Degrees of Blackness (SNL Skit)
John McCain Sings Streisand!
Hillary Sings
Cheney attacks Pelosi "Down Under"
A World Without America
I hope you enjoyed today's and all the cool stuff on my website. Please
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Ted "Willie" Wilson
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