> The Seven Dwarfs
>
> The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each
> morning.
> As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
> As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch
> and carry it to the mine.
>
>
> One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch,
> she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
> Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began
> calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs
> had somehow survived.
>
> 'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted.
>
> 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'
>
> For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White
> again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'
>
>
> Just as she was about to give up all hope,
> she heard a faint voice from deep
> within the mine, singing....
>
> 'Vote for _Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!_'
>
> Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed,
> 'Oh, thank you, God!
>
> At least Dopey is still alive...