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> "jamie" privacy.net.invalid> wrote in message
> news:48a5f31a$0$13857$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...

>>A WOMEN'S POEM:
>>
>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
>> One who loves to listen long,
>> One who thinks before he speaks,
>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>> I pray he's gainfully employed,
>> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
>> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>> And always be my very best friend.
>>
>> A MAN'S POEM:
>>
>> I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
>> huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
>> and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
>> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
>>
>> The End

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> Ha! Ha! too funny...I'm gonna swipe this one and send it
> on...Thanks Jamie Annie