>> Deer Santa,
>>
>> I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all
>> yeer.
>>
>> Yer Friend, Billy
>>
>> Dear Billy,
>> Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about
>> I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your
>> older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell.
>>
>> Santa
>>
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>> Dear Santa,
>>
>> I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is
>> peace and joy in the world for everybody! ...