You are in the middle of some kind of project around the
house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting
the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty.
Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes
on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in crotch,
old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old
pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home
improvement project
you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to
help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do
the following:

In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a
shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and
put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and
flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never
know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in
the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty
girl running the register.