Burial at Sea .

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had
been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of
course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their
promise.

They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched up in a
burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.

After a while Bubbles says, 'Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?'
Barbie slipped over the side and finding the water only knee deep said,
'nope, not yet Bubbles'.
So they row a little farther.... Again Bubbles asks Barbie, 'Do you think
were out far enough now? Once again Barbie slips over the side and almost
immediately says, 'No, this will never do, the water is only up to my chest.
'So on they row and row and row, and finally Barbie slips over the
side and
disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really getting
worried when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface, gasping for breath she
says,

'OK, it's finally deep enough. Hand me the shovel.'

America's leading citizens' respond:

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right
from Day One! -- to see that every chicken in this country gets the
chance it
deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE! And yes, we can help more chickens cross that road!

What the article fails to mention is that the watermelons came from Mexico.
Remo

http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Wal_Mart_Scorpion_Stings_Girl_18143.html

A blind man went to the Moncton Flying Club and asked to fly in a small
plane. The chief instructor asked him,"if you're blind, why do you want
to fly?" And the blind man said, he just wanted to have the experience.
So off through the skies they went!

The pilot had a heart attack and passed out and the blind man felt
around and found the mike and keyed up and said, "Help, help, I'm a
blind man flying upside down in a small plane and the pilot has passed out!"

A voice came over the speaker that said, "if you are a blind man, how do
you know you're upside down?"
The man said, "because shit is running out of my collar!!!!"

A little girl asked her father, "How did the human race appear?"

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so
was all mankind made."

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.

The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her father and said, "Dad, how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they
developed from monkeys?"

The father answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my
side of the family and your mother told you about hers."

Thanks
RSpence
it won't be a surprise when the authorities put a total ban on anyone
publishing this knowledge soon.
http://rspence1.cohypnosis.hop.clickbank.net

Law enforcement is now intercepting text messages,
as proven by Operation Sudden Fall in San Diego.

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/states/newsrel/sd050608.html
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/education/20080506-1338-bn06sdsu2.html

Don't let your personal SMS/text messages fall into
the wrong hands. Encrypt your messages with one
of these:

http://www.CryptoSMS.org
http://www.CryptoSMS.com
http://www.FortressMail.net/fortress_sms.htm
http://www.Cop2p.com/encrypted_sms.html

Be Safe, Be Encrypted, Fuck the Police!!