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FAMOUS CELEBRITY HAS WRONG TESTICLE CUT OFF
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This was the headline of a true horror story that you wouldn't
want to read. But at least we can tell you how such a horrible
mistake happened. We have removed the patient's name out
of common courtesy.
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Nurse, lying before you naked but wearing
a pair of 1950s horn-rimmed glasses is the famous Larry King of CNN.
I''ll bet you've never assisted operating on a bigger celebrity than
him.
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CHUBBY NURSE: You're right, Doctor! It's just a crying shame that
he has to have a testicle removed. He's still SO young.
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