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FAMOUS CELEBRITY HAS WRONG TESTICLE CUT OFF
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This was the headline of a true horror story that you wouldn't
want to read. But at least we can tell you how such a horrible
mistake happened. We have removed the patient's name out
of common courtesy.
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Nurse, lying before you naked but wearing
a pair of 1950s horn-rimmed glasses is the famous Larry King of CNN.
I''ll bet you've never assisted operating on a bigger celebrity than
him.
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CHUBBY NURSE: You're right, Doctor! It's just a crying shame that
he has to have a testicle removed. He's still SO young.
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Well, let's get started... Okay, now hand
me that meat cleaver with the fancy handle... Thanks! So you say it's
the left one?
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CHUBBY NURSE Right.
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Ohhh, my mistake! The RIGHT one..
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CHUBBY NURSE: NO! The left.
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: So it IS the left one.
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CHUBBY NURSE: Right!
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FORGET MY FREAKIN' APOLOGY TO LARRY KING AND CNN
(I think the photo of Larry's testicles was e-mailed from Idaho.)
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This is a public apology for accusing CNN and Larry King
of lacking the guts -- the balls -- to broadcast tonight's
scheduled debate between me and Karl Rove at 9 p.m..
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Larry has just emailed me, guaranteeing that he and CNN
won't back out of the broadcast. He also was kind enough
to forward a photo of his testicles.
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TUNE IN EARLY TO MAKE SURE YOU GET A GOOD SEAT
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As you know, Karl Rove went ballistic Sunday morning after
reading my posting under this header:
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HOW HISTORY WILL REMEMBER KARL ROVE -- Heil, Hitler!
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THE SMOKING GUN
http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm
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Karl was so perturbed that he challenged me to a debate on Larry
King Live tonight, since today is the sixth anniversary of the
government 911 conspiracy that has cost hundreds of thousands
of lives, zillions of dollars in money desperately needed at home,
and just about the last bit of respect which the UnIted States once
had in the world.
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I have accepted Karl Rove's challenge, and CNN is so confident
he will knock off my block that they agreed to book the debate.
(9 p.m. EDT).
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I mean, when you have an IQ in the high 200s as Karl Rove does,
you certainly should easi;y dispose of someone (me) whose IQ,
I humbly admit, is only a shade above plant life.
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Yet I predict a knockout in the first 11-12 minutes.
You see, with the incredible pressure the Boy Genius will be facing,
several million of his quadrillion synaptic connections to the nerve
endings in his brain will explode like a Supernova. This will cause
him to tumble off his chair, land on his blubber and get a few icky
greenish-yellowish splotches on both Larry and me.
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After all, I have truth on my side and oodles of evidence that there
were NO foreign terrorists on Sept. 11. 2001, and that we
were all the victim of a monumental conspiracy
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I just hope that CNN doesn't back out of this Super Bowl of Debates
at the last minute. If you see me, Karl Rove and Larry's polka-dot
suspenders at 9:01 p.m., you'll know the network is true to its word,
finally showing some balls.
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To even the playing field, I have granted Karl Rove's request
to bring along Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly. to add weight to this
deceitful a-LIE-annace. I'll also wear a black patch over one eye and
have one hand tied behind my back.
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I won't even bring along Blue, my conspiracy-sniffing Husky.
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"The World Wide Web is where the genuine information is
today. The mass media have deteriorated into a deceptive
and delusional miasma of propaganda pitches designed
not to tell the truth about current events, but to spin them in
ways that will be profitable to the patricians who own the media
outlets and pay for the deceptive advertising that ruins the health
and the fortunes of ordinary citizens who are just trying to live
their lives in a peaceful and orderly manner.
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"Print and broadcast mass media are the agents of deception
and delusion -- no exceptions." --- John Kaminski
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DANGER: You May Get Brainwashed
http://www.rageagainsttheright.com/media.htm
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BEST 9/11 CONSPIRACY WEB SITES
http://www.serendipity.li/wot/best_911_sites.htm
http://www.911hoax.com/Table_Contents.asp
http://www.serendipity.li/index.html
http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/
http://www.reopen911.org/
http://www.rense.com/general19/cons.htm
http://www.whale.to/b/911.html
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www.911blogger.com
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www.thetruthseeker.co.uk
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www.hugequestions.com
www.infowars.com
www.stoplying.ca
www.letsroll911.org
www.pilotsfor911truth.org
www.rense.com
www.911review.com
www.americanfreepress.net
www.serendipity.li
www.911truthradio.com
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http://www.thematrixhasyou.org/911-fraud.html> TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
> (Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)
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