BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
"Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory"
HotMail.Com>
wrote in message news:E0Iwk.25992$XT1.8186@bignews5.bellsouth.net...> HOWEDY deja.clueless, you pathetic miserable stinkin
> rotten lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active
> accute chronic life long incurable malignant maliciHOWES
> MENTAL CASE,
>
> "dejablues"
comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:g9v5g7$27o$1@registered.motzarella.org...>>
>> "cshenk"
cox.net> wrote in message
>> news:Ekzwk.21638$3A4.3865@newsfe04.iad...>>> Hi! My dog is at the vet being neutered.
>
> Surgical sexual mutilation CAUSES life-long life heelth an
> temperament problems often ending in MURDERIN your
> ill trained ill behaved deathly ill dogs <{}: ~ ( >
>
>>> I know they will have lots of advice for us when we pick him up but if
>>> any of you have anything to add (especially
>>> the stuff they often leave out), I'd appreciate it!
>
> Like the risk of INFECTIONS and EMBOLYZMS?
>
>> IME with neutering pets, it was not a big deal.
>
> Not for *you*, you pathetic miserable stinkin rotten lyin
> animal murderin MENTAL CASE <{}: ~ ( >
>
>> They were neutered, they came home, stumbled around a
>> bit as the anesthetic wore off, and a few hours later it was like nothing
>> happened.
>
> INDEEDY~!:
>
> "dejablues"
hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:2p4lk6FgvpbrU1@uni-berlin.de...
>
> I recently rehomed one of my dogs that
> submissively urinated, we tried for two
> years to get him over it but nothing worked.
> It is not a behavior I can live with.
>
> ------------------
>
> THAT'S CAUSED BY SURGICAL SEXUAL MUTILATION <{}: ~ ( >
>>> Was it done by laser or the old-fashioned way?
>>> On Jun 12, 6:17 pm, "Sharon Too"
nospamhotmail.com>
>>> wrote:>>>> STOP REPLYING TO THIS NUTCASE, ESPECIALLY
>>>> WITHOUT DELETING HIS SPEW.
>>>>
>>>> AND STOP CROSS POSTING.
>>>>
>>>> (YES, I'M SHOUTING)
>>>
>>> I apologize for making your life miserable. SOMEONE
>>> HAS TO TELL PEOPLE THAT THIS IDIOT IS DANGEROUS!
>>
>>> YOU AREN'T! YES, I'M SHOUTING!
>>
>> 99.99%% of the people that read these newsgroups already know this.
>
> 100%% of the people on these newsgroups are pathetic miserable
> stinkin rotten lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active
> acute chronic life-long incurable malignant maliciHOWES manic
> depressive MENTAL CASES like yourself, deja.clueless:
>
> "dejablues"
hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:2p4lk6FgvpbrU1@uni-berlin.de...
>
> I recently rehomed one of my dogs that
> submissively urinated, we tried for two
> years to get him over it but nothing worked.
> It is not a behavior I can live with.
>>> Thanks for warning the clueless googlegroup noobs, though.
>
> And THANK YOU for participating, deja.
>
> HOWEDY deja.clueless, you pathetic miserable stinkin
> rotten lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active
> accute chronic life long incurable malignant maliciHOWES
> MENTAL CASE,
>
> "deja.blues"
comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:_D_Fj.307$sR1.102@trndny08...>>
>> "Cj"
mist.net> wrote in message
>> news:_ImdnWQSHuyVQXvanZ2dnUVZ_oCvnZ2d@gwi.net...>>>
>>> J3rry H0we
>
> You mean Jerry Howe, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
> Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, Pussy,
> Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard,
> don't you, deja.clueless <{}: ~ ) >
>
> HOWE COME you're such a paranoid psychopathic coward that
> you're even AFRAID to mention the name of The Unmentionable
> WON, deja? Oh, I know HOWE COME, it's on accHOWENTA
> every time you post your ignorameHOWES idiocy, lies, abuse, and
> INSANITY to The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
> Amazing, Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat,
> Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard's 100%%
> CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE
> WWW Wits' End Training Method Manual Forums And Human
> And Animal Behavior Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory, JERRY
> HOWE comes up an posts YOUR OWN POSTED CASE HISTORY
> of HURTIN INTIMDIATIN an MURDERIN innocent defenseless
> dumb critters and EMBARRASSES YOU TO DEATH <{}: ~ ) >
>
> BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
>
>>> is one of the worst trolls on the internet and is apparently irrational
>>> most of the time. J3rry has, however, produced the Wits End Dog
>>> Training Manual, a document that offers an array of very workable
>>> and fairly successful dog training methods.
>
> That's a little understated, HOWEver, it's TRUE, as far as it goes.
> That's not UNEXXPECTED, seein as HOWE cj is a bona-fide
> SCIENTIST and enjoys working as a PROFESSIONAL DOG
> TRAINER <{}: ~ ) >
>
>>> I suspect that he wrote the manual before he went
>>> over the deep end and into social pathology.
>
> "WON man's meat...", eh, Cj??
>
>> His "manual' consists of material stolen from others.
>
> CITES PLEASE, deja, you pathetic animal murderin mental case?
>
>> He didn't actually write it.
>
> Nor did HE write YOUR OWN POSTED CASE HISTORYof
> HURTIN INTIMDIATIN an MURDERIN innocent defenseless
> dumb critters an LYIN abHOWET it <{}: ~ ) >
>
> YOU DONE THAT YOURSELF.
> DIDN'T YOU, deja <{}'; ~ ) >
>
>> It was removed from his website due to copyright infringement.
>
> You're INSANE. AND you're a LIAR.
>
>> He no longer has a website.
>
> Psssst? THESE ARE HIS WEBSITE, you pathetic maggot.
>
> And here's YOU:
>
> HOWEDY dejaclueless,
>
> dejablues wrote:
>> "LisatheSequel"
goaway.com> wrote in message
>> news:ddoh3a$p2b$1@swifty.westend.com...>
>>> Hello, I'm brand new to the group,
>
> Can't you say "HOWEDY, MENTAL CASE!", dejaclueless?
>
>>> found it just tonight, but thank goodness!
>
> INDEEDY~ she's in EXXXCELLENT company, AIN'T SHE, deja?
>
>>> I've been reading some of the 3,000+ posts and it looks like there's
>>> much good advice to be had here. So, if you will please,
>>> cast an eye on my story and see what you think?
>
> This oughta be PRECIHOWES.
>
>>> We've had our puppy for 5 months. She's a six and a half month old
>>> Yorkshire Terrier / Jack Russel mix, long-haired. We bought
>>> her from a small pet store, very clean, and the owners seemed to
>>> be more involved with the animals than just as business.
>
> JUST LIKE HOWE dejaclueless done...
>
>> Can you post a pic of her? I'd love to see what this
>> particular mix looks like!
>
> Probably looks alot like the dog you DUMPED AT THE
> P-HOWEND on accHOWENT of you couldn't break her
> SUBMISSIVE URINATION PROBLEM from ABUSING
> HER, REMEMBER dejaclueless?:
>
> "dejablues"
hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:2p4lk6FgvpbrU1@uni-berlin.de...
>
> I recently rehomed one of my dogs that
> submissively urinated, we tried for two
> years to get him over it but nothing worked.
> It is not a behavior I can live with.
>
> =============
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!
>
> YOU'RE A MENTAL CASE, deja.
>
> Sat, Jul 23 2005 12:05 pm
> Subject: Re: Ack! I've messed up already!
>
> HOWEDY dejaclueless,
>
> dejablues wrote:>> "sighthounds & siberians"
ncweb.com> wrote in message
>> news:psj2e1tickg5tp06s2t93la8dno94ci2hu@4ax.com...>>> On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 10:36:48 -0400, "bizby40"
adelphia.net>
>>> wrote:>>>>"sighthounds & siberians"
ncweb.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:o502e15qba9amm9uom8uatue8b034qo0m2@4ax.com...>>>>> On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 09:47:07 -0400, "bizby40"
adelphia.net>
>>>>> wrote:>>>>>> Because my husband is in my room. It's okay if he whines and then
>>>>>> I get up and take him out. But it's not okay if he
>>>>>> then whines for the next two hours after I put him back.
>>
>>>>>> I'm not sure how to get him to stop doing that.
>>
>>>>> If you don't have the pup in the room with you, you're not
>>>>> going to know when he gets up and starts moving around -
>>>>> - a sign of impending urination or defecation. Your husband
>>>>> doesn't like being in the same room with dogs?
>>
>>>> My husband is not crazy about dogs. He doesn't mind them in the same
>>>> room, but doesn't want them keeping him awake. If I must be in the
>>>> same room as the puppy, I'm either going
>>>> to have to move my hubby out, or sleep downstairs with the puppy.
>>
>>> Sleep downstairs with the puppy. Having the puppy in the same
>>> room with you at night is part of having a puppy.
>>> Mustang Sally
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!
>
>> And, nine weeks old is too young for a pup to hold it all night.
>
> THAT SO, dejaclueless? THAT'S NOT HOWE The Amazing
> Puppy Wizard's 100%% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
> SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Trainng Method
> Manual Students REPORT RIGHT HERE. Even bringmewater
> has his 8 week old puppy holdin it for 8 HOWERS a nite
> but ONLY since he let IT HOWETA the box, dejaclueless.
>
>> Taking him out very late (like midnight) and again very
>> early (5:00) am will help,
>
> That so, dejaclueless? That didn't stop your own dog from
> gettin THROWN HOWET and sent to the P-HOWEND
> on accHOWENT of you couldn't HOWEsbreak IT:
>
> "dejablues"
hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:2p4lk6FgvpbrU1@uni-berlin.de...
>
> I recently rehomed one of my dogs that
> submissively urinated, we tried for two
> years to get him over it but nothing worked.
> It is not a behavior I can live with.
>
> =============
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!
>
> YOU'RE A MENTAL CASE, deja.
>>> along with having him sleep near someone who can wake and
>> hear him. It's been ages since we had a young puppy, but I remember
>> keeping my hand on his crate next to my bed and saying "shhh shhh shhh"
>> for what seemed like ages.
>
> Yeah. THAT'S HOWE COME your dog submissively urinated
> every time you went near it for two years till you GOT RID OF IT.
>
> REMEMBER you clueless dog abusing mental case?
>
>> Pretty soon he'll figure out that "Hey, all the people are sleeping, and
>> thats no fun, I might as well sleep too".
>
> OR he'll learn to keep you awake all nite and piss and
> shit all over your HOWES like HOWE your own dog
> DONE till YOU GOT RID OF IT:
>
> From: Diane (dberg...@
wwdc.com)
> Subject: biting and attention
> Date: 1999/10/13
>
> I hope I'm not being a pest,(I have at least one
> question a week) but I've never owned a lab
> before and I think my 8month old lab/shepherd
> has severe problems.
>
> This newsgroup made me realize she is normal.
>
> Her major problem is biting but I'm told labs and
> shepherds are both bad for that as puppies.
>
> Tonight I went to answer the phone and she took
> my arm and wouldn't let go. I had to hang up as
> my arm still has puncture wounds.
>
> Has anyone had this problem?
>
> I think she gets upset that all my attention is not
> on her anymore. (I do spend a lot of time with
> her and everyone tells me that I spoil her too much)
>
> She also bites when she needs to go outside.
>
> Any suggestions?
>
> ----------------------
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
>
> Subject: housebreaking good but now bad
> Monday, December 06, 2004 10:15 PM
>
> "MauiJNP"
ptd.net> wrote in message
> news:5qednUx3Pu72vSjcUSdV9g@ptd.net...
>>> My 5 month old puppy was doing very well for a bit with
>> his housebreaking and now he seems to have forgotten everything he ever
>> learned. We will both not survive if we
>> have to start over.
>>
>> What can I do as a quick refresher? I haven't changed the routine
>> at all, just take him out whenever he's at the door or every hour
>> even if he hasn't been at the door. He gets treats when he comes
>> in (after going potty only). What can I do? HELP! Thanks!
>
> "dejablues"
hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:2p4lk6FgvpbrU1@uni-berlin.de...
>
> I recently rehomed one of my dogs that
> submissively urinated, we tried for two
> years to get him over it but nothing worked.
> It is not a behavior I can live with.
>>>> Hello Rich, I wasn't being rude to you, I was being rude
>>> to dejaclueless who struggled for a year to housetrain her dogs, while
>>> my puppies are housetrained by the time they
>>> are 10-11 weeks old. That's it. No stress, no worries. I leave the
>>> house whenever I want with no worries, while Suja can't
>>> even freakin sleep because a dog she's had for YEARS is still
>>> pissing all over her living room and isn't housetrained....
>>
>>> This is the dog who dragged her down the street and broke her or
>>> dislocated her bones, and the dog she can't even trust for a minute in
>>> the backyard, and the dog she has to get up at all hours of the night
>>> to take outside because, even after years of ownership he is still
>>> peeing all over her house...
>>
>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
>>
>>> I'm usually quite rude to "regulars" usually fat ass women who
>>> spend all day on the keyboard because they know how to yack
>>> and gossip, and have zero clue on how to train dogs or deal with
>>> so-called "problem" behaviors.
>>
>>> And I'm rudest to people who:
>>> A. murder dogs
>>
>>> B. Get paid to murder dogs
>>
>>> C. Volunteer to murder dogs for free and act like they
>>> are doing something good or people who make up
>>> reasons to murder easily trainable dogs.
>>
>>> D. People who are apologists for dog murderers, or people who sit or
>>> have sat their fat asses on the "Board" of a "Shelter" which gets paid
>>> to murder dogs (Janet Boss,
>>> Mustang Sally)
>>
>>> E. And some people are so despicable that I'm simply rude
>>> to them at all times. (Lynn K.) I'm rude to the people who have no idea
>>> what they are doing (shelly, suja, deja, malinda, cate, sally, etc...)
>>> people who are only here to gossip. And gossip is fine, but it's when
>>> these fat, stupid, bitter, brainless
>>> cows try to overstep their bounds and try control what goes
>>> on here, then they get the rudest treatment. Especially when
>>> their own houses are in a shambles, dogwise.
>>
>>> Suja and shelly are the brainless and brainlesser twins. Laughable
>>> does not even begin to describe them. If all they did was gossip and
>>> chatter I'd have no problem with them and their dog stupidity.
>>
>>> But gossip is not all they do here. They try to keep people like you at
>>> their level. They want you to be as stupid and pathetic and hopeless
>>> as they are.
>>
>>> They want to prevent you from getting heelp. that's all.
>>
>
> Rich wrote:
>>>> I've owned many dogs (when I had a yard!) and find them to be
>>>> excellent companions well worth a certain amount of
>>>> time and trouble. You don't seem to speak from any experience. No need
>>>> to be rude either.
>>
> "michael"
dddd_dogtv.com> wrote in>>>> message news:iOOdneBg57M5HYjdRVn-sA@
comcast.com...
>>
>>>>>dejablues wrote:
>>>>>>We live in the suburbs and have an acre of land, but on a
>>>>>> busy road with no fence (and no plans or funds for a fence).
>>>>>> With a not-too-bright dog that took over a year to housetrain, it
>>>>>> was a constant vigil for the next pee or poo, which he would refuse
>>>>>> to do on a walk, btw. I know what you mean. It added a
>>>>>> lot of stress to my life.
>>
>>>>> I wish I could relate. Maybe that's my problem, fans, I can't
>>>>> relate to people with dog problems? I am cursed with this unrelenting
>>>>> brilliance, such that I can't so much as conceive
>>>>> of what it must be like to be a dog owning moron I can't feel your
>>>>> pain this is michael reporting live...
http://dogtv.com>
> You want MOORE INSANITY LIES and ABUSE?
>
> WE GOT PLENTY
>
> LIKE THIS:
>
>>> BUT, giving you the benefit of the doubt, please provide a quote (an
>>> original quote, not from one of Jerry Howe's heavily edited diatribes)
>>> that shows a regular poster promoting or using an abusive form of
>>> training. --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> From: Rocky (mbon...@
sunada.com)
> Subject: Re: Leg Humper
> Date: 1999/09/14
>
> Bioso...@
aol.com (Jerry Howe) wrote in
> <37D698CF.405B0...@
bellsouth.net>:
>
>> By "sticking your knee up," I can only presume that you are suggesting
>> that the people knee the dog in the chest. If that's what you meant, just
>> say it, instead of beating around the
>> bush to avoid criticism from people like me. That kind of crap
>> has got to stop, and that's why I'm here, to help wean you guys
>> off of the abuse and into the proper methods of dealing with behavior
>> problems.
>
> Jerry, I was appreciating your explanation
> up until this last paragraph.
>
> Why did you blow it?
>
> --Matt
>
> "Rocky" <> wrote in message
> news:Xns92FEEC097E4AAaustralianshepherdca@
130.133.1.4...
>
>> Linda wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
>>> When you compare using sound and praise to solve a
>>> problem with using shock collars, hanging, and punishment how can you
>>> criticize the use of sound?
>>
>> There's nothing more to be said, then. You've made up your mind. But
>> you've impressed me by mentioning that you're a professor with
>> 30 years of experience. So, can you cite some examples of people
>> recommending "shock collars, hanging, and punishment"? --
>> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> BWWWAWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
>
>>>> Jerome Bigge writes: I do know that hitting, hurting your dog will
>>>> often make the dog either aggressive or a fear biter, neither of
>>>> which we want to do.
>>
>>> And neither does anyone else, Jerome. No matter what Jerry Howe
>>> states. --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> "Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
> Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
> Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
> Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
> The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
> Years Experience.
>
> You DO remember KILLFILING MARILYN for
> her coment above regarding her success with
> The Puppy Wizard's Surrogate Toy Separation
> Anxiety / Bed Time Calming / Submissive
> Urination Technique (STSA/BTC/SUT)?
>
> Perhaps you likeWIZE recall a pediatrician, Dr. Z,
> who commented that his bed time calming technique
> was quite similar?
>
>>> You're scary Marilyn. Marilyn must be quite a disturbed individual. I
>>> feel very sorry for her and her family.
>
> "His Amazing Progress Almost Makes Me Cry.
> Your Method Takes Positive Training To The
> Next Level And Should Really Be Used By All
> Trainers Who Call Themselves Trainers. Thank
> You For Helping Me Save His Life," Kay Pierce,
> Professional Trainer, 30 Years Experience.
>
>>> BUT, giving you the benefit of the doubt, please provide a quote (an
>>> original quote, not from one of Jerry Howe's heavily edited diatribes)
>>> that shows a regular poster promoting or using an abusive form of
>>> training. --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
>
> Is that true, Marilyn?
>
> Of course not~ but THIS IS:
>
> "Chin CHUCK absolutely doesn't mean slap,"
> professora gingold.
>
> "Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will
> Seem Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe.
> This Is A Normal Reaction The First Few Times
> It Happens, But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth,
> author: "Courteous Canine."
>
> "I have heard advice stating that you should
> pre-load your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work
> as efficiently as possible. What does this mean?
>
> When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first
> time, spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth
> and walk away. The dog won't be too thrilled with
> this but just ignore him and continue your normal
> behavior." --Mike Dufort author of the zero selling
> book "Courteous Canines"
>
> sinofabitch writes:
>>>> What I have said- repeatedly - is that he took posts from
>>>> two different people, took pieces of them out of context, cobbled them
>>>> together, then added his own words:
>
> "Neatly," and "Smartly."
>
>>>> and a fake signature.
>
> "sinofabitch" instead of sionnach.
>
>>>> Which is exactly what he did.
>>
>>>> The actual quote is misleading when taken out of context, and Jerry's
>>>> faked "quote" is downright meaningless.
>>
>>>Here's Jerry's version "I Dropped The Leash, Threw My
>>> Right Arm Over The Lab's Shoulder, Grabbed Her Opposite Foot With My
>>> Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side, Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into
>>> Her Throat
>>> And Said "GRRRR!" And Neatly Nipped Her Ear," sinofabitch.
>>
>> Here's yours;
>>> "I dropped the leash, threw my right arm over the Lab's
>>> shoulder, grabbed her opposite foot with my left hand, rolled her on
>>> her side, leaned on her, said "GRRRR!" and nipped her ear," --Sara
>>> Sionnach.
>
> BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!
>
> That's INSANE. Ain't it.
>
> "When you get bagged for lying you're MARKED
> FOR LIFE," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.
>
> BWEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!
>
> From: Mark Shaw (m...@
bangnetcom.com)
> Subject: Re: Fido-Shock
> Date: 2002-04-10 14:12:18 PST
>
> In article
,
>
> "Coleman Brumley" home.com> wrote:>> Has anyone had experience with this product (Fido-Shock).
>> If so, what model number, voltage, etc.?
>
> If you're talking about the pet-grade hotwire system, I have
> one. It's to keep boarded dogs out of my flowers.
>
>> I have a 1.5 year St Bernard who is scaling (not clearing --
>> more like falling over) our 4 foot fence to visit with owners
>> walking their dogs. I thought of raising the fence a foot or so, but
>> don't think that'll solve the problem.
>> I've tried watching her outside, and give a stern "NO" when
>> she props on the fence for a peek over it. No avail. I've heard
>> this product works after just a couple of tries.
>
> I take it you're considering running the wire across the top
> of the fence? I don't think I'd recommend that, although it
> may be worth a try. Watch closely -- the one case where I saw
> a hotwire used in this fashion caused the dog undue stress and
> frustration, and he tried even harder to get over the fence.
> So be prepared to take it down right away.
>
> That was a Dane, though. With a Saint things might be
> different.
>
> --
> Mark Shaw
>
> culprit's dogs MURDERED her kat for
> standin behind their SHOCK FENCE
> just like HOWE liea's dog attacked
> her only friend and tried to attack two
> little kids for standin in her SHOCK ZONE:
>
> From: culprit (culp...@
flashmail.com)
> Subject: Re: Video clip......."Nero" practicing bark alert,
> while walking backwards
> Date: 2004-06-05 18:53:50 PST
>
> "micha el"
spamyourmamma.com> wrote in message
> news:yIydnZpPsIzg6l_d4p2dnA@comcast.com...
>>> Anyway, contrary to your PR, this is what it felt like to me when I got
>> shocked by Hope's collar. It felt like a bomb going off in my hand and
>> forearm.
>
> --------------------------------
>
> "Tricia9999"
aol.com> wrote in message
> news:20021117101433.10365.00000067@mb-cg.aol.com...
>>>>> how effective are these electronic fences in keeping
>>>> a dog on a property????
>>
>> Some run through it. Others get shocked and become too scared to go out
>> in the yard anymore. Just heard of a guy that has to
>> rehome his dog, because the dog got caught right in the path of the
>> shock and will now not go near his person, won't go outside.
>>
>> Just hides under a desk in the house.
>
> Here's professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research
> at UofWI, marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
> "NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
> box for ten minutes contemplation," dermer:
>
> "At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
> But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
> shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
> then you will have achieved too things.
>
> First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
> and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.
>
> How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
> minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
> biting.
>
> **********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************
>
> When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
> forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
> closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
> before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).
>
> "No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
> to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
> dermer, research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at
> UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.
>
> BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!
>
> That's INSANE. Ain't it.
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~ } >
>
> P.S. Contacting Dr. P:
>
> Please note that due to the large number of
> requests I receive, I can no longer give free,
> personal advice on problems related to dog
> training and behavior.
>
> In order for me to give such advice we would
> have to "talk" about the problem at length.
>
> That is, I would need detailed information about
> the dog, it's environment and routine, the problem,
> and the situation in which the problem occurs.
>
> Thus, this type of consultation takes time which
> I cannot afford to give away for free.
>
> If you wish such advice, please see the information
> I have provided about my K9 Behavioral Consulting
> practice. Another alternative to obtaining personal
> advice is to participate in e-mail, chat room, &
> newsgroup discussions.
>
> P.P.S. BWEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
>
> YOU'RE FRAUDS, drs p. and dermer!
>
> Either DEFEND your LIES, ABUSE And
> Degrees or get the heel HOWETA THIS
> BUSINESS.
>
> "If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
> and you will know each other.
> If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
> and what you do not know you will fear.
>
> What one fears, one destroys."
> Chief Dan George
>
> "(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
> few regulars here who are either ill-
> tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
> --Marshall
>
>> From: "Marshall Dermer"
csd.uwm.edu> To: "The Puppy Wizard"
>> earthlink.net> Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM>
>> Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
>
>> Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
>
>> I have, of late, come to recognize your genius and now must applaud your
>> attempts to save animals from painful training
>> procedures.
>> You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent, who tirelessly
>> devotes his days to crafting posts to alert the world to animal abuse.
>> We are lucky to have you, and more people should come to their
>> senses and support your valuable work.
>> Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit charity to fund your
>> important work? Have you thought about holding a press conference
>> so others can learn of your highly worthwhile and significant work?
>> In closing, my only suggestion is that you try to keep your messages
>> short for most readers may refuse to read a long message even if it is
>> from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard. I wish you well in your endeavors. -
>> -Marshall Dermer
>> Marshall Dermer/Associate Professor/ Behavior Analysis
>> Specialty/Department of Psychology/University of Wisconsin-
>> Milwaukee/Milwaukee,WI 5320 der...@
uwm.edu http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer>
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>
> All truth passes through three stages.
> First, it is ridiculed.
> Second, it is violently opposed.
> Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
> -Arthur Schopenhauer
>
> "Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
> even tho it's a hopeless task,
> in this system of things.
> As long as man is ruling man,
> there will be animals (and humans!)
> abused and neglected. :-(
> Your student," Juanita.
>
> "If you've got them by the balls their hearts
> and minds will follow,"
> John Wayne.
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >
>
> GOT MILK?
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