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Group: alt.magick · Group Profile
Author: schizobeckschizobeck Date: Jun 28, 2008 12:57
On Jun 24, 11:19Â pm, "Tom" comcast.net> wrote:
>> What's the problem with your dad that your mom feels she's got to
>> sleep with you? Â I mean, does he cheat? Â Closet gays love to cheat, so
>> maybe you two are a pair. Â Or do you just make too many demands on
>> mommy and she just doesn't have time left over for your poor, sex-
>> starved dad? Â You know, you could get yourself a girlfriend (or a
>> boyfriend if you really want to be honest with yourself) and help save
>> mommy's marriage.
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>> Seriously though, your mom's probably real tired of taking it in the
>> posterior from you anyway. Â Girls really don't like sodomy that
>> much... of course that just makes it more exciting for closet gays...
>> Lord knows you wouldn't stop hurting a woman just because she said she
>> didn't like it.
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>> Be careful, that kind of behavior can get you sent up the river for
>> rape ... Â stay in the closet or find a nice boy that doesn't think you
>> smell too bad...
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> Such talk! Â My goodness, you have a lot of kinks in that busy little head of
> yours. Â All that adrenalin may have something to do with it.
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> Have you found a new job yet or are you still hoping to sell candles and do
> Tarot readings for money?- Hide quoted text -
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Well, I've been browsing the federal government jobs list and there
are lots of jobs for Homeland Security and maybe even Contract Killers
-- maybe I'll sign up for that one and me and a bunch of feds will
bust down your door one day. Have a nice day. =)
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