>
> What's the problem with your dad that your mom feels she's got to
> sleep with you? I mean, does he cheat? Closet gays love to cheat, so
> maybe you two are a pair. Or do you just make too many demands on
> mommy and she just doesn't have time left over for your poor, sex-
> starved dad? You know, you could get yourself a girlfriend (or a
> boyfriend if you really want to be honest with yourself) and help save
> mommy's marriage.
>
> Seriously though, your mom's probably real tired of taking it in the
> posterior from you anyway. Girls really don't like sodomy that
> much... of course that just makes it more exciting for closet gays...
> Lord knows you wouldn't stop hurting a woman just because she said she
> didn't like it.
>
> Be careful, that kind of behavior can get you sent up the river for
> rape ... stay in the closet or find a nice boy that doesn't think you
> smell too bad...