wot the future holds
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hey psychic blog

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shakespears sister
'i dont care'
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i know

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one of those days

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for best reading enjoyment

smoke marijuana

now

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had my ex wife
and my son

in my head

for most of th afternoon

very disturbing

roll in th driveway and

heres'a

being connected

tips and hints for separated dads

pamphlett

in th mailbox

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hmm

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i'm otretty fuckin connected

didnt need it though

psychic gift

fucked my day

long before i got th pamphlett

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on a brighter note

i mentioned int his
psychic blog

last night

the nursing homes
we sold food to

back when i was a minder
on th fairground

and low and behold

i talk to this lady next door

who;s just coem home

out and about and

it;s colleen

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incubus
'drive'
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havent seen u
since

i parked a truck in yr nursing home

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th matron

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one of th nicest ones

u could meet too

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wonder if u
ever really knew

wot i did for a living
doesnt matter

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paul th truck driver

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th pension ppl
are concerned about us dads

being connected

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actually umm

i kinda went

thru all that

up there on th roof

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first day of level four
water restrictions

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sopranos theme song
'woke up this morning'
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my twin soul brother black

wont make it rain

not one fuckin bit

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"u proposed to woman"
"u dont know"
"on th internet"

hi paulo

"jenny"

look

it was magic deal

she got married

12 mnths later to th day

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"u proposed to a woman"

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it was
nicole kidman man

"care factor"

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i owned my own house

outright

had five motorcycles

a huge permaculture garden

and th good life

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this fuckin witch

bashes on my door

cause she used to go out with my brother

askin for a son

she knows its

within my gift

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her husband cant give her a boy

three girls in a row

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and she adopted out her first boy

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its within my gift but

i'm not inclined

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pj harvey
'the dancer'
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she comes around with some records and

she was fuckin psychic

ok babe

i'll give ya a magic boy

this is the price

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said his name when i came

he'll be born on a monday at three

he was

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and when she left

taking my

firstborn son

with her

havent seen him since

in th settlement

i got two and a half thousand dollars

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wiped

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stole th mortgage money she did for

84 days

my credit rating

when i married her

i cant

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fuckin hell

do we ever

wanna see that child again black ?

"i dont think so"

"he;s already cost me"

"everything i owned"

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then why are we here ?

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nickelback
'leader of men'
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get fucked kuta

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we're takin th psychic blog offline

at least for th next month and

we're no longer

the singing unicycle man of

the fortitude valley

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"if we havent been seen"

"it should be easy"

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paulie and i are
thinkin of skippin

back to th edge of th island

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we dont need to bee

the witchdoctor of

australia anymore

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we cast that fuckin huge death curse

against

magical disbelief

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to stop ourselves

fuckin with th curse

we have to go offline

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alex lloyd
'my way home'
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she doesnt know her son
is th son of a wizard

"let's keep it that way"
"fuck th bitch"

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th anger
came up at lunchtime

"lookit this fuckin pamphlett"

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"i couldnt get a loan for five yrs"

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i could point the bone of death at her

"i dont wanna bring up th boy"

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it;d kill her stone dead

we got heaps of precedent

"so"

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if we go offline

will u keep up our diary ?

"yes"

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our magic has nothin
to do with posting it online

"absolutely"
"got it in one"

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so we can do our job

even more unmolested

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pink floyd
'time'
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hmm

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i think the
australian aboriginal

secret service
will go offline

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we see
thru time and space and

our gift is well trained
and

we did share

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how we trained it

009

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we can be minder to
australia

totally in th black

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"if you can stop posting"

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i never get seen

wot fuckin difference will it make

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"wanna go back to hippy country ?"

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level four water restrictions

little brother;s business is about to go

blewey

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we can do more
on th edge of th island

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so can he

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slip back into th cracks

"u'll go after yr menagerie again"

no i wont

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i did fuck up huge

a wedding proposal

to a woman

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u sure we cant cancel it ?

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between both ex wives

i did a quarter million

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"yeah but it;s blood money"

<<< smile >>>

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dont think we'll tell th bitch

th money she still

got a hold of is

th same blood money

from th blood money curse

that dropped the world trade centre

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it's alright paulo

no-one will believe

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i think we'll hold this project

back for a while

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jewel
'sometimes it be that way'(live)
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i hope ya burned my love letters bitch

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if i do anythin successful

she'll come runnin in and

no fuckin way

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i'll stay on th pension

for my sore testicles every day curse

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kuta sent u a sign

"she did"

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something went click

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when his balls drop
and start achin every day

till th day he dies

and his psychic gift grows

he'll kill u

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that;s good enough for me

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inxs
'i need you tonight'
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i'm terminal so

i should be long gone

before he comes after me

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yr righ t ya know girl

i did kill my parents

five minutes before th old man went nuts
and shot em all dead

i told him
and th old lady

and th old lady;s boyfriend

to go and get fucked

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was already a minder on th showground

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laughed at t oung vcoppers
on th scene

spewing at th sight of brains

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u cunts dont make em real

tough these days do ya ?

kept my dinner down

my mother on th ground

with five bullet holes in her head

and my stepfather

with half his head blown off

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"and mum's boyfriend with"

"34 bullets in him"

th old fella got creative

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edie brickhill
'what i am'
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a cunt

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"top song in th playlist is"

"gone daddy gone"

i didnt cry today

"i know"

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y asked for a son
ya got him

so ya had to
destroy me

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i'm still alive

and a thousand times more deadly

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i dont just give

migraine headaches now babe

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i point th bone of death

cunts die

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but i wont kill u

i dont want th boy

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if ya dont like it
leave

if ya leave
ya never see yr son again

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"i accept yr terms"

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"heard it a thousand too many times"

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ya adopted out a child

and cried for thirteen yrs

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hope yr proud of yrself

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kelis
'milkshake'
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never listened to a word i said

i'm allergic to girls

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and didnt hang around long enough

to get th boys

pedigree

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we're descended from a pope

why

we're allergic to girls

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stupid bitch

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"stolen generation"

vaguely

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my son
will cause more trouble than i have

raised by
that

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i couldnt live with er anymore andrew
she stopped fuckin me

u'll understand
if u carry enough of my genes

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eventually

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wanted me to stay
and help raise u

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machine gun fellatio
'all of them ladies'
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with two teenage daughters

also in th same house

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when yr a man

u'll understand

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she came to th doctors

tryin to find a cure

for emperors testicles

and didnt listen to a fuckin word

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and she's

raising u

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th government wont listen

my own brother wont listen

no-one in my family

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i'm never heard

anywhere

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wot a gift

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and after two of th worst wives

a man could have

mad tranny bitch i am

i fuckin proposed to a woman

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i'm sorry paulei
i didnt see th

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budgie
'nude disintegrating parachutist woman'
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i wont take my pants off
till i have a contract

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i can do without u

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can suck my own dick

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and girlie enough to enjoy it

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bein in th sexchange program was
enlightening

"makes better girlie orgasms"

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i dont do casual sex

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ever

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fucks my female orgasm
for four days

sleepin with a chick

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u gotta be awful fuckin wet

and psychic

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"last redheaded nymphomaniac"

"burned out in ten months"

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i added another girlfriend

"and i still fired both for"

"th sex goin under one day in two"

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i dont give a fuck anymore

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th strange thing is

both of those chicks

sent me

a happy birthday

on my next birthday

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kevin bloody wilson
'sunday morning'
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i'm workin towards

none of my ex girlfriends

ringin me on my birthday

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every chick for

twenty yrs

thought i was fuckin julie

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jeez girl

wot have ya got ?

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i think we;ve stopped talking

i did tell her to get fucked

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found her in my bed

first thing in th morning

and she didnt fuck me

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cardinal sin

i dont give a fuck if yr married

it;s a cardinal sin

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i'm a real man

if yr not a real woman

get out of my fucking home

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ya didnt listen to anything elizabeth

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thankfully

i didnt tell u everything

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let it be a surprise

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david essex
'rock on'
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time to
go download porn

with wot;s left of th net access
i'm workin on killin my

worst habits

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th addictions that

bite

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like bein the

singing unicycle man

of the fortitude valley

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and writin this psychic blog

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but i;v ebeen leavin it for a month and

comin back to

write till th access stops

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one day

liek before

i'll be able to log on

and go surf for porn

without typin for an hour first

or typing at all

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i wrote th thing

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system f
'cry'
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i wrote a couple hundred thousand words

to write th one

magical curse

that i was born to write

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i dont care about all those other words

they;re behind me

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tucked up inside my

aboriginal witchdoctor

invisibility magic

for th last five yrs

online

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maybe it;s time to
go back to livin in five houses again black

we had alot of fun

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"didnt own any of them"

i'm a chameleon

i can go anywhere

everywhere is home

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the black eyed peas
'hands up'
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i'm th guy

who walks in yr door

drinks all yr beer

smokes all yr pot and

when i leave

u ask me for th date

of th next time i can visit

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when i;m down this way

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i dunno
just got an attitude

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i return phone calls about

a week after i get em

if i ring

they ring me straight back

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actually
i rarely answer th phone

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dont read emails

or comment

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i dont care

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which is why i guess

my monoshock
prototype unicycle

goes over the skatebowl wall
so fuckin nice

i dont care

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get over it elizabeth

my father fucked off too

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after th first fifteen yrs of
sore balls

if i found th cunt
i woulda killed him

barehand

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violent femmes
'i hate the tv'
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and then
i found out

its from my mothers side of th family
the head inquisitor

of th french inquisition
pope benedict

i cant be fucked to find out what number

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is my ancestor

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so it;s just as well

i didnt find my dad

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stopped looking

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knew that wasnt th answer

it;s in th blood

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b2k
'bump bump bump'(remix 2)
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hey benedict

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fate

found me another
half dutch

superpsychic

to breed with

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i dunno jeannette

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it;s not lookin good

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yr father and i have decided

that fate will tell us

wot is in store

when we need t know

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th mad redhead
is gettin her

stolen generation child back and
both of em are askin me to come home

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just cause i was conceived there man

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born march 21

cusp of pisces and aries

water fire

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well they'll never listen to that either

burning water

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nothing brighter

or hotter

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the evil eye of

.
.
.

pirate jenny

"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'