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Group: alt.magick · Group Profile
Author: pirate jenny
Date: Oct 19, 2007 18:41

wizard chat(with his unborn kids)
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jst come frm visiting my underworld contacts

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:39:39]
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Sopanos Theme Song
'Woke Up This Morning'
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liza's shifting

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i need a bong

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scuse i

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little jennifer
decided not to be born

cant have th magic bitch she wants

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jeannette ws supposed to be nxt

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george is pushin fr early release

thought u never wanted out

of th wizards head

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"its coz jenny is considering suicide"

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it aint gunna happen george

aint ready to birth another son

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th last one
cost me th house and

five motorbikes

five fuckin motorbikes

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fuck th house

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now all my unborn kids are chuckin conniptions

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:43:24]
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A Perfect Circle
'The Hollow'
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its no fun george

sayin th kids name at conception
th bitch under ya squeels

"andrew might read this one day"

so

i didnt like readin our mothers diary

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gary pushed so far up th line
george reckons

he twins with jeannette

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i'm gunna ruin th bitches belly anyway

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fuckin vain bitch

my kids are playin politics

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little jenny
only wants one mother

i'm sorry dear she married another

if she ever knocks on th door

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:46:20]
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Members of Mayday
'10 in 01'
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i'll put ya back up th list

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and i'll write a new will on th spot

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ya know she;d kill me

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wouldnt wear
wot we did with andrew

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parented him for
four and a half yrs
before i fucked off

u couldnt live with that bitch either

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yeah i'm a terrible father

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sara's gone quiet

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why cant u lot

be like her

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if she's got blaack skin and
gorgeous as

and most importantly
magic

she's out of here

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dont here any of ya;s

tryin to snag her place

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well

she's too fuckin lethal

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well she's got my genes hasnt she

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:49:36]
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Bjork
'Venus As A Boy'
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stop threatening to kill yr brother

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now look jenny

she doesnt have enough magic

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th wizard wont sing off on it

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i care factor

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choose another

and u cn beat george out

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fuckin cunt

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george
u are not goin

with a non magic woman

over my dead body

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seriously

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i wont be leavin any
available or
usable sperm

get it out of yr head

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go and be born out of my firstborn then

ya keep escapin my head

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not my problem

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far as i'm concerned
george th bodyless

cn die with his old man

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:54:01]
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Trivium
'Falling To Grey'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:54:07]
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Pearl Jam
'Black (Acoustic)'
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i care factor

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black

get yr kids under control

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"not me tryin to leave"

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i'm not happy

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"i told ya"
"kill somebody"

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that wont fix it

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and it;s too easy

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and i've still
got a coupel black magic spells

givin me silent kills

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"nobody's"

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i dont see yr

obit on th front page

of th local rag

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u had yr opportunity george

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not takin that crap

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there's at least
ten witches

i;ve fucked

who had th required magic

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givin me th shits

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andrew ws bad enough

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thought she'd calm down

when u were

born on th right day

and at th predicted time

bt no

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never givin her
anythin again

ever

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if i got big money
i;d change countries

so u didnt get any

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:59:39]
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Heart
'Magic Man'
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thinkin on it anyway

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pull th pin or
fuck off

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th local women dont fuck enough

think about yr children kids

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i'm open to suggestions

lived here too long

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oz doesnt need our magic

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fuck th protection spell

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without th burden
i've jumped

several energy levels

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th sensitivity has shot up and

that means th te=testicles are playin up

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:02:57]
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Foo Fighters
'Foo Fighters - Exhausted'
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th land
will spit another

head witchdoctor
in time

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so th ghosts tell me

oz has gone fifty odd yrs

without a witchdoctor

for th whole island

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many times

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it's behind me

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when th first
unborn child

picked an american chick

to be born out of

i nearly fell over

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be fucked

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pirate jenny
offered to do

contract killin fr

the cia

now i seen everything

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wot r u squeelin for womble ?

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that fuckin monitor is dyin

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i'd rather
go into exile

on another
beautiful

south seas island

who said new guinea ?

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shutup sara

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:08:12]
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4 Non Blondes
'What's Going On'
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lets go be a coon somewhere else hey

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i'd b a white man there

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and probly arrive as a
black chick

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it's a gift

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:09:26]
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Gilbert O Sulivan
'Alone Again Naturally'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:10:11]
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Ween
'It's A Bong, Not A Microphone'
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stop talkin into it
and pass th cunt on

ge yr hand off her clitoris thang
and pack th fuckin bong

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alright
who th fuck is jeremy ?

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rather call ya
jeremiah

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idiot kid

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gay lady jen and i
stopped talkin

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dont share sixpacks of rum anymore

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she gave up d

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:12:28]
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Bjork
'Play Dead'
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rugs

stay dead

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"i want an activity agreement jennifer"

no

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i know i been holdin things up

i always ws

too fuckin nice to our brother

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26 yrs
i didnt tell im that tale

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not stickin that many
police officer guns

upside my brothers head

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yeah it never happened

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bad cop bad cop
wot ya gunna do

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:15:46]
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George Michael
'Freedom '90'
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and i get gallopin ptsd

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yeah mouth

u fuckin care

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:16:42]
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Dire Straits
'Romeo and Juliet'
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fuck off

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jennifer will drop u
if u dont stop asking

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:17:30]
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Pink Floyd
'Pigs On The Wing Pt. 2'
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in a mean enough mood to drop family

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i wouldnt piss on u

if u were on fire

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when i said
this morning

that i woldnt spen
five hours in an

air conditioned room with

women

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:19:06]
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Korn
'Dead Bodies Everywhere'
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that's exactly wot i'm afraid of

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i see enough dead bodies

that i had somethin to do with

bt they arent aussies

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i avenged
australian deaths

fr too fuckin long

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overload

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massive overload

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th witchdoctor of australia

has burned out

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and we didnt get
three weeks

without th protection spell

on our ausie troops

in th war on terror

without havin to have our

first soldier funeral

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i've gone off th edge

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and my unborn children

readin my mind are

chuckin conniptions

i got enough problems kids

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thought u wanted to be born in space george

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jeannette wants t be conceived in space

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sorry
raised ins pace

wants better lookin titties

or she's goin nowhere

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jesus yr a vain bitch

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it's a little snag kids

a snafu

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:23:46]
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Nirvana
'Breed'
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and they thought they had problems with me bein

celibate

th last couple yrs

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it;s not comin out of my pants

sorry

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when th right magic chick
sweeps me off my feet

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not fair

i'm fallin in luv again

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no way

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i havent met er and

it;s all wrong

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wildest man on th planet

screams about

havin to sit

in a fuckin room

with female pheremones

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sore nuts

fuck off

seriously

quickly

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if i didnt have as much magic as i have

i could maybe bullshit it

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'stoned"

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if i go to
represent myself ina courtroom

its straight and

sore nuts

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:26:56]
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Nirvana
'In Bloom'
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'cant do it"

i know

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rather defect than

get tortured again

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it'd be my
worst pain day fr th yr

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"dead bodies everywhere"

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the real
wizard of oz

has burned out
wasnt even seen

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th aboriginal witchdoctor invisiblity gift is

a bit too good

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how many seconds to impact

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ya might not
have th kid

ruin yr belly after all

yr too fuckin slow

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devil eyes
is so well hidden

i dont even
know

wot town he;s in

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:31:06]
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Bjork
'Human Behaviour'
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my genes are safe

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th firstborn son

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she couldnt even tell her mother

i got a magic child

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th wizard said his name

when he

shot his load

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i woulda told my old lady

wouldnt have blown her mind

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they shouldnt have adopted a witch

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met yr real mother and

interviewed yr siblings

after our son ws born

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so umm

wot magic

happens to u

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tell yr fuckin brother

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tell im th truth bitch
or i'll leave ya here

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u can walk home

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shut him up
yes i do have more magic than u

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th pub's open
i'm havin a bad day

th right testicle is goin off now libbie

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well that's got rid of u

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get out of my mind

leave th house

dont come back till tomorrow

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:36:13]
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Jamelia
'Superstar'
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hurts double

of th left one

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and not as often

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sore testicled
black wizard

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i wont fuckin see u later

piss on yr grave

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lived thru worse times
at least they

stopped pokin guns in my face

dont liek my reaction

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makes me giggle

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coffee...

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"and six bourbons"

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settle down kids

th wizard will

twist some heads

i preferr th old fashioned way

two giant chunks of

four by two

ockie strapped to th head

bt i'm a toecutter cunt

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pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:39:34]
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Californication 2'
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