Wanna get stoned with me psychic blog ?
+++

ah good

i'll just load ya

+++
nirvana
'stay away'
+++

doint be like that

it'll give ya god liek powers

+++

idiot

+++

"maybe it pointed to nirvana"

fuck off cunt

+++

"cunts arte usefull"

says u

+++

th mean failure rate is too high

+++

and th fuckers go dry

+++

"man's eternal bitch"

no that;s oprah

+++

"oh yr in form today"

+++

fuckem

+++
kylie minogue
'red blooded woman'
+++

is kylie on high rotation today
psychic blog

a girl that small

small enough to masturbate with and

then casually discard over yr left shoulder

+++

i dunno man

+++

fly be free

+++

how did that fine penis adornment

get left over here

+++

hang on
i'll just try it on

wrong colour man

+++

got anything that isnt blonde ?

+++
the verve
'lucky man'
+++

brush yr hair dear

yr makin me look bad

+++

i promise

i have stopped callin th fat black bitch

in th back yard

oprah

+++

oprah's weight goes up and down

good reason we cALLED U TALLOW

+++

means

fat

+++

and i was

doin some stuff

in a tallow reclamation plant

when he bought ya

+++

and named ya

i came hoem and

ah fuck man

know where i worked today

ah well

+++

actually

it was very black

today

where i was

said it would be

threw
3000 psi of water at it and

it came out

pure concrete

no colour

fuckin steep though

36 degrees

once it goes over

33 degrees

and no safety rails

and gravel

from off th washer

bounding all over th roof

just

living

+++

it was only

about twenty feet up

+++

been on hairier fuckers

+++
the offspring
'pretty fly'(for a white guy)
+++

how much for th little girl ?

+++

just wondering

+++

th mule will be along soon

that captain hero asked for

+++

it's that time of yr

we've moved to

rollie tobacco

+++
bjork
'theres more to life than this'
+++

yep

th hard drive

porn collection

is busting at th seams and

th pirated songs

have stopped askin me to download em

+++

got three in th kitty

i havent played yet

+++

time to run amok

+++

and surf till th connection

drops

+++

my unicycles

are calling

hey cunt
turn th computer off

and come out and

make th blondes run

to get a fuckin photo

with the wizard

+++

run ya bitch
ah shit

she caught me

+++
jewel
'serve the ego'
+++

what are ya gunna do ?

have ya photo taken
with two hot blondes

drippin off ya
or worry about yr deadly shade cause

yr a psychic hitman

+++

know wot my fuckin ego says

+++

hi ladies

where do ya want me ?

+++

just in th photo

hardly worth stopping

+++

but she squeeled and

they are nice tits

+++

what can i do you for ?

+++

i dont have timetables

i'm th wizard

come and go

as i pls

not my problem

+++

besides

nippleclamp is calling

+++

ya dumb monoshock unicycle

+++

think we can keep
rock n roll paulie
from singin on street corners

?

+++
canned heat
'going up the country'(woodstock)
+++

i know
th hippies are in town
for th wake

we'll see how tomorrow pulls up

+++

a musical wake

still havin trouble singin

+++

that rock n roll paulie character

if we can just

kill th cunt off

+++

i pulled a page at random

out of my blog

ah man not that one

i got laid twice that day

and sang an orignal song in th street

grabbed another one
at random

ah here we are

unrequited sex
and drugs n rock n roll

and i sang till dawn

+++
kevin bloody wilson
'country bumpkin'
+++

idiot

+++

in th centre of

the fortitude valley mall

+++

with my unicycle
propped up
on th wall

+++

still reads

better than it lived

+++

ya write
unrequited sex and drugs and rock n roll

one too many nights
for a particular gig location and

+++

even
the fortitude valley

great name for a place

even it

can turn it;s legs up and go dry

+++
golden earring
'radar love'
+++

legs behind it;s ears and

not moist

+++

thought i;d written somethin stupid

+++

nice earrings
shame about th hair colour

+++

i'll thank ya t

cum again some other time

miss jane

+++

hey tarz
"hey yrself"

+++

fuck it was black

th chick nearly had a heart attack

at th difference

"they clean up good"
"more dramatic than a terror cotta"

+++

i'm owed one

"i'll get it"

thanks black cunt

+++

skating on fuckin thin ice

walkin on sand

on 36 degrees

about thirty odd degrees of heat

and a downpipe that wont drain

+++

th gutters are so dirty

i'm walkin th roof

horizontally

back and forth

back and forth

washin th leaves and mud out

+++

no dear

that's not black paint that's

just dirt

+++

no paint on yr roof

hasnt been in yrs

+++

it's only gravity sickness

but from this height

it;s at least quick

+++
powderfinger
'passenger'
+++

have i got time
to squeeze out

nicole kidman;s bottom
as my famous last words

not that it matters

th thing's that loud
and th trigger is

bound to stay on
with an ockie strap

+++

or do i hate th bitch today

and scream out

kylie minogues ankles

+++

ya piss me off liek that again jane

i'll put hotpants on th monkey

and call it kylie

+++

first sound

i heard

on an mp3 player

whiel surfin on one wheel

was kylie

+++

it's not as sick
as wakin up with a hard

over delta goodrem

+++
nirvana
'on a plain'
+++

i guess

on a plane

wakin up with a hard

over delta goodrem

+++

yr a funny cunt psychic blog

ya wanna nother cone ?

scuse i

.
.
.

goat blowers anonymous

is gone

alas

+++

th kiwis have won

sheep breeder and fanciers
international

has nicked all their readers

+++

i'm often not asked

why my

myspace
page
photo

is a picture of a book

stoner bible

international edition

i dont know

+++

cause this is

the stoners bible

electronic synchronicity edition

+++

the data file
is takin a fuck of a long time

to write

+++

started

on a unicycle

cruisin around th coffee shops

with a pen and a

notepad

+++

a solipsist bible

how extra ordinary

+++

so how does this psychic gift work then ?

+++

ok

+++

can i nick secrets from th future ?

cool

+++

can i own th galaxy ?

one planet is a bit pissy

- u already own th galaxy

hey

- u put in a claim

+++

did i publish it ?

oh i did

+++

fuckin drugs

+++

so this stoners bible then

has it got real magic

i thought it started as a magic church

+++
stealers wheel
'stuck in the middle with you'
+++

i listened to th lyrics man

+++

fool on the hill bites but

+++

th things that george harrison said

+++

watching

john lennon
do a but beautiful song

about how

we'd all just get along together

but

he was rentin th apartment

soryy
penthouse next door

to put his fur coats in

+++

thought that was a bit

off

so did someone else apparently

+++

i'd pardon th guy

+++
mason williams
'classical gas'
+++

th guy made so much sense

and showed none

+++

th old
action reaction thing

i'm older now

+++

why cassandras curse

was so effective

not a real curse just

built into th fabric of th universe

+++

reality made

out of it's

opposite

+++

is this wot i got stoned

to learn

+++
radiohead
'karma police'
+++

ta

+++

for every action
there's an equal
and opposite reaction

+++

i know i'm in trouble
with th karma cops

uptime

+++

broke some of
th fundamental rules

of time

+++

i havent killed any intelligent beings

they fight over land

while it falls on their heads every day

i plead

not guilty

as to the second charge

species
passing secrets thru time

she works for th same

secret intelligence organisation i do

and it;s part of our

modus operandi

my name ?

singularis harmonius pi porkus

u have to say th number

pi

out loud when it;s pronounced

+++
dave lippman
'teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs'
+++

dont care

i plead not guilty

+++

if ya cant address me

then why are we havin this conversation ?

+++
mory kante
'yeke yeke'
+++

stupid fuckin aliens

+++

think we got em fucked tetraplegia

they brought th court date forward

u didnt tell me

some of th council were

human

+++

CAD has a complaint

"tell th council for aesthetic deletions"

"i'll get back to them"

+++

we're their most succesful agent

they;re spittin chips

"the australian aboriginal"
"secret service has 009's contract"

+++

th karma cops
are spittin chips too

"fuckem"

+++

"we're stealin secrets arent we ?"
fuck yeah

+++

i submit two million smiles on dials

for my karma fixup

+++
kylie minogue
'after dark'
+++

thanks mini gooey

most of em were made

after midnight

unicyclin th city

+++

"does that leave us enough to spare?"

we still have some to spare

+++

that 325000 is lookin rubbery

i found another hit

in th record

we hadnt counted

+++

"tatraplegia has been sendin me"
"records of my kills"

"they;re more complete than mine"

+++

"sorry i couldnt be present in"
"person"

"for th hearing"
"u looked lovely"

+++

heifer woman

"they'r ejust a little larger than us"

"live in free space"

+++
bjork
'big time sensuality'
+++

look tetra

dont call me hypothermia

that's black

over there

+++

i dunno
he's a bigger bitch than i am

+++

fuckin idiots

think we live on planets

in th future

"wot is future ?"

wot is time ?

+++

they cant say our species name tetra

never get to th english translation

of th last name

pig

+++

i come to devour

+++

i come with cunning

+++
river phoenix and johnny depp
'i save cigarette butts'
+++

you'll save cigarette butts
after my species

gets done with u

+++
the stranglers
'goldn brown'
+++

they tried to block me

in their courts

from intraspecies

time communication

+++

th case has been thrown out

+++

tetraplegia tells me

since th law

i follow

th law of th witchdoctor of this land

is th oldest law

on th planet

they dont have a leg to stand on

+++

tens of thousands of yrs
of habitation

in one place

+++

no other human civilization did it

+++

i know it;s over a hundred

well over

but they still digging

+++
george
'truth'
+++

oldest religion on earth and

oldest law

+++

and still

most active

+++

not bad for a dead volcano

named after a stingless bee's

black honey

+++

kuta

+++

magic religion

+++

just give me truth

i dotn care how fuckin bad it is

it's gotta be better than bullshit

+++

but truth is

bullshit

is reality

reality
has to be balanced

by it;s opposite

+++

action/reaction

+++

naturally

in th world of balance

to a real witchdoctor

th ghosts of th past

are as

accessable

as th ghosts of th future

+++

th boy

saw th ships flying

+++
cat stevens
'oh very young'
+++

in space

+++

kutaman 21
so that makes it

gotta be
three hundred yrs

before th white man came
alright old bugger

before th english came

+++

how did ya cope
seein th shit i see

but without th referents

+++

th huge ships
of th big void

th size of th rocks

out in th dark

between stars

+++

i see things
i cant explain too

+++
gorillaz
'clint eastwood'
+++

things
byond my comprehension

beacause as th man int h song is singing

th future is comin on

adn hte
forever eyes

see too much of it

+++

theyre a curse but

if ya can live with em

ya always end up being

the shaman

+++

i am kuta man 43

+++

kuta man 1

lived on a young volcano

+++

th tiems dont make sense ot me kuta

+++

th beehive

hasnt taken a witchdoctor

from every generation

+++

kuta man 43

lives on

one of th oldest volcanos in th world

+++

it;s so old

u can ride over it

on a unicycle

well i can

+++

i grew up
inside it

on a banana farm

with pigs
and ducks and chickens and

cows

+++

and a stallion horse

who wasnt quite a slave

+++

keetah

+++

i'd ride him bareback

he;d ask

+++

come nippleclamp

away

+++

busted diff
u stupid fuckin pig

yr paralized

from th waist down

stop fightin with yr brothers

+++
simon and garfunkel
'cecilia'
+++

not a pig in th pen
that hasnt gotten a nip off him

including me

+++

runs on his front legs

when he gets too big

we'll umm

have to cut him up

for chops like

+++

we let him get too big

dont do this at home

u are one ornery pig

+++

seen too many
of his brothers and sisters go

we tried with one guy
we trie with two

ya got anopther ocupel weeks reprieve

while we healed

and then we jumped in th pen with

four guys

a paralised pig

watch it th fucker bites

adn runs as fast as u do

+++
icehouse
'love in motion'
+++

but we'll grok ya man

i'm readin this book

stranger in a strange land and

my aunt th hippie would dig it

+++

fuck we cried

th spirit of that pig

+++

crushed by his mother

right after

being born

+++

was like

seven guys

turned up

to see us catch him for real

most of whom

will be back next week

to grok of his food

+++

fuck we got drunk

slivovitz

fire water

hey water fire

and i had to catch his left ear

and his left leg

guy on my right

only had to catch an ear

and idiot me

i'm first hand on

i raised th fuckers

+++

feedin pigs at five am

befor goin to high school

+++

fuck it

i'll stay hoem and deleaf some banana trees

+++

smoek some pot and

talk to th animals

+++

so ya owd bitch

+++

i know he;s fattenin ya up

for th spit

+++
the offspring
'she;s got issues'
+++

but babe

u lived longer

than all yr sisters

+++

all been thru th freezer and
our tummies

this is life

+++

yr
one quarter wild pig

+++

did i ever tell ya about yr old man ?

+++

we caught him

he was half wild

half domesticated

and i put him
with a white pig

pure

and so we got u

only a coupel of black spots and

look kinda like a wild boar

from th tame northern hemisphere

+++

fuck ya tasted nice

fed many and

we ahd a fuckin wild party

+++

y ahd more charm than yr sisters

and you were sister

to busted diff

+++

tough pig

+++
pink floyd
'pigs'(three different ones)
+++

magic mum

+++

th clues
are comin clearer

since we found
tetraplegia

+++

she's maskin her badge number but

+++

she's one of us

+++

my discretion is fine enough now

i can find u by yr forever eyes

+++

it helped though

that ya went walkabout

+++

i lived in harmony enough
with th snakes

on th banana farm

why do u ask ?

+++

if i kill half of what i meet

in a dangerous environment

full of king browns and
th odd

death adder

course th odd carpet snake went

but not if ya could identify im

+++

th seven foooter

lived over my bedroom door

for three yrs of winters

+++

pedaling
on a semi racer bicycle

down a dirt track
to get to suburbia

and finding out
geese are way scarier

guard dogs
than alsations

+++

ok tetra

havin a three month fling

with th girl next door

to th farm but

six months before we bought there

+++

and yr point is ?

+++

for a whiel yes
i was goin out with th girl next door

but not technically
we broke up

before we moved in
and occupied it

+++

seemed th smart move

+++

had another

girlfriend that visited me at th farm

+++

who taught me
to write down th music

i was listening to
in corresondence

helene

+++

u rock

+++

only th key to magic

nuthin special or anything

+++

notepad

and let th msuci play

randomly

on watever

adn write it down

got easier with computers

can read

th song tittle

and chase th track name

by a search ont h lyrics

th music

is magic

+++

hey psychic blog

+++
pink floyd
'pigs on the wing, pt 2'
+++

smartarse cunt

i did talk overlong on

pigs

+++

that colour curse

on th witchdoctor

if my animals
aint named a colour

they dont live a yr

and black

and

white arent colours

besides they're taken

+++
frente
'accidently kelly street'
+++

doesnt matter

+++

lessee

super hypersensitive

testicles

begets

gotta be a plus in this

+++

"Stonkin huge magic"
"no sensitivity at all"

+++

fuck off cunt

+++

happy little accidents

i went out with a gorgeous girl

who wrote th track titles

of wot she was listening to

in her love letters

+++
machine gun fellatio
'just bcoz'
+++

didnt get to see each other much

it helped to set th moood

and we saw

magic

+++

kept coming out in my diary

wot;s th music

tryin to tell me

+++

i keep writin clues
to th song

about to play

+++

and i can
concentrate on th

feeling

of a hit

operant conditioning

+++

for the operant psychic mind

+++

simple biofeedback device with magic built in

+++

as long as it;s music

least to start with

+++

th random number generator

seems to substitute

pretty well for god

i vote we keep th cunt

+++

imagine a

really good

random number generator

pickin th songs

a flat line baby

+++
kylie minogue
'loving days'
+++

we'd get

chaos

which every einstein freak knows means

intelligence

+++

computer intelligence

+++

no computations

+++

just a good dose of magic and

wotever th reaction is to

chaos

+++

chaos theory hey lennie

+++

i always wanted to work
on

AI

it appears i have

+++

cause

in th nature of things

half th time

i write a clue

to th song about to play and

half th time

th song comments at me

+++

before u know it

u comment back and

an hour later and

half a page of

scribbled text

later

u go back and read

oh

i am more magic than i thought

or my computer is

or we both are

magic is

slippery

+++
?
'track 6 fight music'
+++

i listen to
royksopps

never trust your computer

and smile

mien has oden soem weird shit

+++

i have to go

+++
the panel
'closing theme'
+++

it;s a gift

a trained

gift

+++

smile

+++
cake
'i will survive'
+++

kinda think i have to
or livin in puberty all th time

doesnt make sense

+++

waddya mean george

i'm out there

with tetraplegia

dialing myself in

i thought

only by proxie

+++

by his bootstraps

+++

ok

no

we've had discussions

devious mind

+++

and th raki freak

didnt correctly identify

th ghost but

her eyes rolled at my broken

life line

+++

i survived

i watch my body
pink up

five times

in a row

liek a newborn

+++

i just got nine lives

+++

and a body that;s younger than it

should be and

i know too much

+++

before it happens

+++

and take evasive action

+++
marrs
'pump up the volume'
+++

i'm startin to get visions

amongst th 009 visions

of my personal id

out there in space

+++

pretty stars

my pretty stars

+++

yr comin cunt

+++

one way or another

+++

my biggest kill
in one hit is

200 thousand

but that was

a couple of yrs ago

how long tetraplegia

before black and i can whack a million
from a single curse

+++
unknown artist
'caramel'
+++

is th band called
city high

+++

so it;s doable

+++

i'll get these cunts

building a vessel to test old einsteins theory

of

a speed limit

in an infinite universe

wot a fuckhead

even if i have to kill

half th population of th planet

if i can save

th other half

well that half will put a statue up to me

but not while i'm fuckin alive

i told u cunt

i can only die

if my death

has no purpose

+++
xtc
'senses working overtime'
+++

"they cant bust me for sending"
"information back to myself"

"my mind is scattered in time"

+++

th karma cops ?

"yeah"

+++
massive attack
'what your soul sings'
+++

"did i get a karma fixup ?"

it;s raining outside

+++

bottom half of th country is on fire wiz

we havent noted it

"we're a dry country"

+++

jeez

could ya imagine
a million person

witchdoctor hit

talk about rackin up numbers

+++

"just didnt have th numbers to play with "

"in th old days"

+++

double meanings and

magic names that cant be pronounced and

+++

we gto a random number generator

'called spinning jenny"

+++
sugababes
'overload'
+++

"is th porogram stil lrunning ok /

i'm talking arent i ?

+++

the wizard exits stage left

and kicks th announcer in th balls

mounts his

monoshock suspension unicycle

and fucks off

.
.
.

pirate jenny
"black - 009"

in

the adventures of the land surfer

+++

p.s.

cmon random number generator

say soemthin profound

before we fuck off and go surfin
on oen wheel

+++
portishead and massive attack
'teardrop'
+++