On Sep 18, 11:58 am, mika
gmail.com> wrote:> On Sep 18, 8:49 am, Erwin Hessle wrote:
>
>> On Sep 18, 11:39 am, "Tom" wrote:
>
>>> Now, as for odd things to consume with beer, here's a concoction I dare you
>>> to try. Take a nice pint of Russian Imperial stout, put in one scoop of
>>> vanilla ice cream and crumble a brownie (the chocolate dessert, not the
>>> proto-girl-scout, supernatural woodland creature, or scatological euphemism)
>>> over it. Then you drink it. The weirdest part is that it actually tastes a
>>> lot better than ass (unless you mistakenly used the scatological
>>> euphemism).
>
>> Now see, that's exactly what I'm talking about, right there. Why in
>> the name of Francis Figgety Fuck do you Americans insist in putting
>> things in beer to make it taste like something other than beer? What
>> the fuck is wrong with the taste of beer? If I wanted an ice-cream
>> fucking sundae, I'd go and buy one. Bloody puritans.
>
> It's not about adulterating the beer, it's about tarting up the
> sundae. Yeesh! You purist!
You can't have one without the other! Tarting up sundaes with beer is
still adulterating beer, so you need to figure out your priorities.
> Now I need to go dig up that recipe for Chocolate Bacon Stout cake.
> mmmmm mmm good.
>
> So do I get any points for avoiding the whole 'tastes like ass'
> discussion? Cause Lord knows I've got a lot to say about *that*
> number.
No, the whole beer thing cancelled those points out, and this new
chocolate bacon abomination clinches it.
Erwin Hessle, 8=3
