Unrequited sex and drugs n rock n roll is boring
+++

she gave me this kindda
vague look and

+++

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Snap
'Oops Up'
+++

it;s for chicks

i said

to th stunning redhead

+++

that ws saturday night

+++

today's monday and another chick said t me
wh dont ya go out busking

i couldnt afford th coffee
left th shop empty handed

i wouldnt sing in public again fr a
million dollars

it;d still b
unrequited sex n drugs n rock n roll

+++

done enough of it

it;s fr chicks i tell ya

th bullshit

so pervasive

+++

i cant even find
in my heart

a reason to visit my drug dealer

+++

things have changed

+++

it's seriously boring

+++

i did however
sing fr two hours

th guy

ws celebratin th birth of his first son

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ACDC
'Girls Got Rhythm'
+++

bt when midnight came

i ws already in th car

on my way home

+++

now that's different

and only three drinks

+++

i think i;m out

+++

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KLF
'Last train to trancentral'
+++

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The Beatles
'Strawberry Fields'
+++

sorry strawberry
i had to split

+++

we were gunna swap numbers bt

th boys whinged too much

+++

i dunno

+++

u want that compilation cd
th new one

u'll have to track me down
or i wont make it

still tryin to replenish all th music i lost

+++

somewhere in that gorgeous head

i know u understand

+++

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+++
George
'Strange Days'
+++

i left in a hurry

th gay chick isnt on th pill

or pregnant and

too much cuddle and

i wasnt properly medicated

for that event

+++

too much honesty

i didnt tell er that though

+++

honesty is a crock

+++

thinkin on takin a vow of silence

every time my mouth opens

out comes

truth and

look th fuck out

+++

doesnt do shit fr me

+++

and th truth shall set u free

it wont get u laid though

+++

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Presidents of the united state
'We Are Not Going To Make IT'
+++

cool

+++

i had to sing
fr four days at home

to have a nice voice

fr joshies

firstborn son bash

+++

bt umm

+++

i dont do this anymore

+++

well u asked

+++

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Sade
'The Sweetest Taboo'
+++

should of kept my mouth shut

+++

if i do
get an invite

fr our regular

xmas day and evening bash

i may arrive with a ballgag in my mouth

+++

strawberry
wants to take up
singing lessons

dont do lead strawberry

ya have to sing
th same fuckin shit

over and over
and over

+++

or they squeel

i dont listen to any of em

+++

finest compliment i ever got

singin with th buskers ws

wot u do
doesnt make any sense bt

u keep doin it

+++

wouldnt sing th backing track

off th record

+++

u want th original

go and download it

+++

i slipped into old habits
acapella

tryin to be

in th rhythm section and

wanderin off with th lead

+++

ho hum

+++

at least there ws a hot redhead there

+++

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+++
The Kinks
'Everybody's Gonna Be Happy'
+++

sure brightened th place up

+++

am i surprised to cya strawberry ?

not really

a chick

who looks a bit liek u

gracing my desktop

+++

shoulda told ya
about tha pic

on my desktop

when th
cops interrogated me

a goldfish
bein interrogated by a nazi cat

+++

ws it a surprise ?

not much is

+++

one thing my gift did do
real good

+++

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+++
Ween
'It's A Bong, Not A Microphone'
+++

when i arrived home
to find th cops

surroundin my home

and took my bong

and my emergency stash

pain medication

they were all on foot and

i coulda jst kept driving

+++

with brand new
legal meds in th car

i had a fuckin good giggle
at their expense

u think u had a win ?

+++

makes me feel good
if they come in numbers again

they might not find me again

a gift

+++

trained

+++

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+++
Rory Gallagher
'Ghost Blues'
+++

writin clues to th song about to play

well that one wasnt all that good

+++

dont get everything right
i'm a real psychic

when i really need it though
it shines

+++

99%% accurate

th magazine psychics cry in their ads

yeah right

+++

if i get five percent over
th average

i'm ahead

+++

and i get way over that

+++

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+++
Delta Goodrem
'Predictable'
+++

predictable

+++

th only thing with
predicting things is

it involves u
in wot happens

+++

and th real shitty thing is

mostly

it always comes backwards

+++

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+++
Regurgitator
'Pop Porn'
+++

regurgitate yr meal and

it comes out
of th mouth

instead of goin in

+++

too fuckin easy

+++

boring...

and still

no validation

+++

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+++
Kylie Minogue
'Slow'
+++

it's fuckin slow alright

maybe it;s th colour of my skin

+++

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+++
Culture Club
'Karma Chameleon'
+++

fuckit

outta here

shit to do

.
.
.

black
+++
p.s.

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+++
Plain White T's
'Hey There Delilah'
+++
.
.
.

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+++
PJ Harvey & Thom Yorke
'This Mess We're In'
+++
.
.
.

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+++
Dandy Warhols
'Heroin Is So Passe'
+++
.
.
.
[the wiz exits th blog laughing]

[load th machine guns]

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+++
Judy Garland
'Wizard of Oz - We're Off To See The Wizard'
+++

[fire]

[we lose more peasants this way...]

[they really should read th signs]

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+++
Shakespears Sister
'You're History'
+++