Till death do us fart
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greetings psychic blog and happy new year

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massive attack
'hymn of the big wheel'
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th unicyclin was a bit of fun
over xmas

thank u

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i dropped over th wall
at th redcliffe skatebowl

got caught surfin in th drains

in th moss
by a goth couple

and th monoshock suspension beast

is now in flight test

in th dirt

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in th gravel
on th side of th road

up th big road

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doin fishies

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fuckin love it

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for a 24 inch unicycle

she goes over two inch rocks

just gorgeous

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i'll have to go yack to tripper
about when we're

buildin th 26 inch version
th new yr is here

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things dont
get back to normal

till next week though

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i made it through chrissie

without runnin out of drugs

or alcohol

or smokes

or food

a first

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usually run out of all of th above

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my bank account is topped up again and

me and th wheel

have had a nice xmas

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went to
juniors birthday party

two days before chrissie

"xmas"

thanks paulie

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freaked out jen's girlfriend

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we were touchin legs and

dont think i started it

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but she

climbed into th jam

and played guitar

was gorgeous

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cake
'i will survive'
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thing is

we talked and

she knows i throw a different personality for jen

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love both of ya

anyway

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xmas day
kuta lady had our

usual xmas party

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we played backyard cricket and

and even in th rain

in th dark

can we have a lit ball for next yr

kuta lady

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strawberry didnt come

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so another hot redhead friend
of
kuta lady;s arrived

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course we
nabbed her
colombian boyfriend

for th

backyard cricket

and umm

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jen bought junior a
shock ball

a red ball
with metal studs stickin out of it

for playin hot potato with

so we played with th hot redhead
and her boyfriend

while we waited for
kuta lady to come back home

on a mission for

barbie girl's husband's sister

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she said she wanted to buy one

she got shocked many times

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a blonde hey

dyed redhead

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skinny as and

fun

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th light in th ball
would light up

just before it zapped ya

th girl in me
counted

who threw it to who

not sharing

<<< smile >>>

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cypress hill
'a man'
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downloading

well

stealing

dj shadow's
six days

as i type

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it's comin along

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th party was draggin a bit and then
a tall skinny redhead

girl
wandered in a with a bottle of wine and a

lovely man

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fuck we jammed a lot

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isaac

was talkin with

our dj mate down th road

too drunkt o drive and

he showered and

was gunna leave and

me and barbie girl and

coupel other chicks w
ere talkin

periods

till isaac demanded we change th subject

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get yr guitar dude

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do re mi
'track 15'
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isaac and junior and i

warbled away

out under th tin roof

whiel it fuckin rained

man

been so long

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clayton got pissed
and out of it

and was dead funny on th karaoke

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ted mulry gang
'jump in my car'
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i didnt know th fucker recorded ya

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or that we were competing

me and junior took on

a nirvana song

teenage angst

i splattered th

visual bars on th screen

and kept wandering into background

ya dont really expect me to sing lead do ya man ?

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womble rang just before xmas

we're still talkin

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and th usual magic
his ex

th hot redhead

rang th same day

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hmm

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spun me
as usual

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catwoman
threw on th phone this
24 yr old

and an invite for th weekend

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massive attack
'protection'
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wants to go dancing

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i know yr feelin better babe
signed yr last text

catwoman

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all i wanna know is
how good can she dance and

that she isnt a redhead

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wot tales have u told er ?

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pure blonde
at th local hairdressers

hates my moustache

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i'll see how catwoman reacts to it

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som asked how long since th hairdressers havent seen my hair

a couple yrs

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first
black money of th new yr

we buy some drugs and cum see ya babe

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th half oz

got me thru xmas

still on it

maybe a fitty left in it

cool as

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i asked jen
soem time back

if it would help

if i told her girlfriend
she was cute

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if her and
yr ex girlfriend

kuta lady
could get on better

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"or kutalady and her current boyfriend"

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selena turned up at xmas day

"only durin th day"

yummie mummie

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hanson
'if only'
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it was a good fight

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th redhead got mouthy

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barbie girls sister in law
th mini driver

stayed

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and was mostly restrained

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poured her heart out to senior

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and kept draggin me out
to play cricket

kept me male most of th day

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gorillaz
'dare'
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when it got dark

we aimed for th head

too fully cut

to hit em

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all dark aboriginal family
live next door

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we only have one or two or

a coupel anyway

sorry

didnt count kids

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they played good music

most of th arv

and turned ours off

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is alright

i said

th witchdoctor

we'll get em back later

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they all crashed by

midnight

just when our jam session was gettin hot and

a hot redhead walked in

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karaoke
didnt start
till after one thirty

AM

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nah
crank it up man

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bjork
'one day'
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if th squeel
of th hot redhead

gettin zapped by th
electricity ball
didnt wake em up

this will

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one yr
difference

in th yr model
of th mini i used to drive

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cute car

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catwoman
resorted to

sendin me a text
dont you love me anymore ?

in th end
she rang me

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yeah i still love ya

just cant

ring long distance or

to a mobile

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and for th first yr in
four yrs

i had
tailor made ciggies

alcohol
drugs

and food

on new yrs eve

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stayed ta home
dont liek watchin so many ppl

hurt emselves
too empathic

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my new yr's eve resolution ?

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the offspring
'pay the man'
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to take over th world obviously

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well

more than that

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much more

one fuckin pissy planet

are u fuckin mad ?

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stupid cunts

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i've got my
Triple o
rating back

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i know it's
th emergency telephone number

in oz
"australia"

but
the australian aboriginal secret service

insists
i went over
double o

staus when my killcount

went over a quarter milllion

triple o

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too lethal for double o

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this isnt th first time

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i got busted back down

sat on double o nine for a while

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too many
innocent bystanders killed

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but
i did ask

for a tsunami
in this psychic blog

because of a terrorist attack
we had yet to experience

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kuta beach
th bali bombings

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beeing
the lethal kadaitcha man of

kuta

and posting that
picture

online of a huge wave
and writing it in this blog

here cop this huge wave
ya terrorist cunts

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230 thousand dead

so th television tells me

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and kuta

is draggin me back online

do do my job again

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th last big one

was seven days after

th last kuta beach bombing

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cunts

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i pointed th kuta religion's
lethal bone of death

at the islamic terrorist cunts
the very soul of the problem pls lord and

in this very blog and
a hundred thousand ppl

died th next day

mainly in

northen pakistan and

th earthquake did kill

an awful lot of

students inside their madrasses

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the offspring
'have you ever'
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have u ever killed for yr country and

realised u went a bit overboard

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but it's

my job

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to avenge

australian deaths

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and i do that

exceedingly well

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like our illustrius prime minister did say

we bat a bit larger than

we should

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i had lean yr in
o six

my tally

for th bone of death

was under my
final tally's variance

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o seven is

new business

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th witchdocor of australia

wants his ppl

t go into
space

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marcy playground
'sex and candy'
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i see good eating

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i dont see us

colonising other planets

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land
falls out of th sky

24/7

on any planet

th hazard pay

ya have to pay a human

to work on a planet

isnt worth it

why we have robots

and telerobots

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unknown artist
'track 15'
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a long slow slide - lyric

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every country

suffers with natural disasters

especially in th last five yrs

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and a real psychic

can use th pre knowledge of them

for real nasty shit

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eagle eye cherry
'are you still having fun'
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oh yeah

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they're still fighting over land and

religion

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whiel land falls on their heads

dumb as th dinosaurs

not intelligent life

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how can a real psychic

help change things

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by scaring th living fuck out of everything

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funny

this psychic blog

has been online

five and a half yrs

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frank black
'superabound'
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th weather wont get better

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and th ground will continue to shake

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with th heavier weight of th oceans

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and th ancient volcano

kuta

named after th
black honey of th

native stingless bee

mt coot tha

so long dead and

so still alive

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love ya's fuckin hard

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pirate jenny
"black"

one of many
high priest of kuta

oldest religion on earth
aboriginal witchdoctor religion

the adventures of th land surfer
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p.s.

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dj shadow
'six days'
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