Miss Piggy! That´s right, the answer isn´t Allah or Man/Adam, it is
The Holy Sow.

I have received a direct transmission from the gods (or maybe it´s my
HGA, or my Higher Self, or something...) on 16th August, which of
course is the date one of our Initiates, The King, passed over aged
42! August, mystically, is actually Au Gust, which is the Golden Wind.
I can not reveal the whole transmission just yet as I need to edit it
a little here and there, but I, the Prophet of The Holy Sow Miss Piggy
shall reveal our main Holy Rite to those who have hungered for such a
divine revelation.

The High Priestess shalt wear a Miss Piggy outfit in a red dress and
the High Priest a Kermit the Frog outfit dressed as a pimp. Once the
congregation are seated and comfy (keep the noise down up there on the
balcony!) Miss Piggy and Kermit shalt bring in the tray of the Holy
Sacrament, pork pies. Yes, there shall be lots of porky pies, for the
porky pies are for all !

Then Miss Piggy shalt give Kermit a blowjob but instead of selfishly
swallowing his frog juice, it shalt be spread all over the porky pies
and passed around to the congregation (as well as some English
mustard).

Weclome to the Newest and Bestest Aeon of the Holy Muppets!