The Witchdoctors Rehab DIaries ( nippleclamp )
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Golden Earring
'Twilight Zone '

it wasnt kind to my body

i only got back on th unicycle

nippleclamp

two days ago

two four day cycles and half way thru another one

till i could get some relief

a little comfortably numb

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higher testicle pain for ten days is

out of order

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i should be able to climb on it again today

still recovering

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wwont talk to a woman
for longer than it takes to buy

my cigarettes

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been burned

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worse
she knew wot she woz doing

tryin to kill me

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u arent nickie kidman mate
an ex page three model yes but

she could kill me in two days flat

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i'm still whinging

although this time

my body didnt go gray

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and my heart didnt stop

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just missed four out of ten ejaculations

i can live with that

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still in rehab though

no chicks

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congrats to kylie

makin it fr 20 yrs

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i dont much like chicks but

not always prejudiced

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kylie a better teaser than u mate

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i wouldnt go into a trecording studio with her either
without bein laid

goin in

and out

sorry wommie
that's th rules of my body

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unrequited sex and drugs n rock n roll

is both borin and painful

i dont do it anymore

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hurts

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Machine Gun Fellatio
'The mirrorball's starting to rock'
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got bitched at fr
killin off

the singin unicycle man

th real truth is

th brisbane shitty council

did most of it

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cant sing without my unicycle bein there

and havin taken me there

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when th cunts
send u a letter

a fine

by registered mail

for ridina bicycle

thru their entertainment zone
after midnight

hang on

i only got one wheel
and i was singin

on a street corner
cant fight city hall

they almost know as much as

chicks

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for sale

one set of encyclopaedias

recently married and

the wife knows everything

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must come with th vagina

th knowledge that ya know everything

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"cept how to care fr testicles"

no man

that's a not caring issue

"it;s a psychic bitch feedin off my pain"

they all do that

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Cat Stevens
'Where Do The Children Play?'
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in th bush mostly

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cant play in frnt of women
they too intent on killin me

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i did kill a lot of ppl for oz but

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i lost my kamra fixup
runnin around

puttin smiles on dials

to make up fr th

deaths i caused

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it's up to kuta lady now

to protect oz

she got a karma fixup

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carin fr disabled ppl

who beat her up

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tetra's mostly

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and she doesnt want to do it

knows u cunts wont help her

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but yr a chick mate
u'll get more support

she still wont do it

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got th magic

yeah i hate chicks but

she got th magic

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if u dont do it
i dont know who will

kuta spinning

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Cat Stevens
'Oh Very Young'
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ok kuta
she still too young

over 21 but
she's already burned out

th magic killin er

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got this track frm kuta lady

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sorry babe
u and th other kuta lady
introduced me to

kuta

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my motorcycle mates are callin again

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my bike club is callin

i can face em again now

and i havent gone to

social events

with chicks at em

since b4 little brothers birthday

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he still screamin

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The Cranberries
'No Need To Argue'
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but not at me

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help me get out of these

3 way psychic connections bro

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full disclosure

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into rehab

no chicks visiting and

minimal contact

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if i can get
20 mintues

on th unicycle

down a country lane

i can get th nuts
comfortably numb and

continue healing

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if some fuckwit
doesnt ask me

where's yr other wheel ?

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when it gets dark and

th ppl thin out

i'll go th shop in th car

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Ween
'Voodoo Lady'
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my voodoo still firin on all cylinders but

i've lost th plot again

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kuta given me a

nasty enough landed curse

against dr death frm bundaberg

th hospital saga

i got an out

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i can walk now
kuta lady wont talk to me

course
she leavin twon int wo weeks herself

abandoning kuta

so she says

yeah babe

so have i

many times

but i got my out frm kuta

th magic stingless beehive

finally fuckin paid me

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th system is
barely lookin after me

but not game to let go
makes me think kindly of em

u know

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wont acknowledge me but

never stop me

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make it easier fr her guys
she aint go tmy

blue balls testicl

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Metallica
'Metallica - Die Die My Darling'
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es

she needs a real card

licence to kill

i was black enough

th pigs wouldnt touch me anyway

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otherwise i fear fr australia
with

TAASS not doin it's job

and it;s star killer

out of action

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i can protect myself

cant sneak up on me

and got my life back

after six yrs

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fr th record kuta lady

i'm still trading on th

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Ian Dury & The Blockheads
'Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick'
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first kill

kutaman got

in this tome

this my coda

christopher skase

and that was on page two

i think u could do as good a job
with a little more help than i had

i had some

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just not open

a black organisation right

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i owe th feds one

i got kicked of

myspace fr th following

How to kill senior federal police officers and get away with it

i still cruised that dui

drunk driving charge

while paris was inside

just shitstirring

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if th DPP

get their
full

judical investigation

the australian aborginal secret service
will get most of th blame

if they ever

decide to let it go public

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a guy th other week
said i ws

infamous

that iw ouldnt be famous till i died

i get th last laugh cunt

stuck in pouberty

everybody i know

will be intheir graves

long before i die

part of
my curse

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Tool
'Cesaro Summability'
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wot i get

fr bein descended frm a pope

a holy roman emporer no less

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latest thinkin is

i have a

generational psychosomatic illness

all my ancestors

bothered cause they knew

they shouldnt have kids

descended frm tht pope

the head inquisitor of th french inquisition

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i left my
answer to wot he done

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Frente
'Bizarre Love Triangle'
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left my proof of magic
in th record and

now i can
leave it behind

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th future knows me

good enough

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frm my online diary

that survives

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i pass fr

black and white and

boy and girl

some of th argumants

i listened to

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i guess i'm
wotever u think i am

its how

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Nickelback
'Nickelback - Learn The Hard Wa'
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u treat me

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th black honey man
kutaman

with beautiful clear sweet girls voice

vice president of a motorcycle club still

real motorcycle clubs

NEVER

let go

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later cunts

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BLACK

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p.s.

pirate jenny
has left th blog

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Do Re Mi
'No fury'
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