the stoners bible massacree
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in two part harmony

well

hi psychic blog

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bloody media player

it showed me a dirty movie

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try again pls dear

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bjork
'violently happy'
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much better

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think i spelt massacre wrong

"hmm"

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"sshh"

"it;s only 325000 ppl"

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it's more than that

"not another revised death toll"

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i cant help it
they keep revising my hits

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if that one
scored me

230 thousand and
that one was

a hundred thousand

i'm already pushin 330 thousand and

there's tens of thusands to add after that

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shit

it could be over 360 thousand paulie

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"ah fuck it"

"just see th future backwards"

yeah but my witchdoctor kills are

racking up

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we always shit in th mix
"th observer always does"

not my observers
dont listen to th cunts

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"one day u'll have to"
nup

i talk to th land

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mudvayne
'death blooms'
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and seven days later

give or take six

cunts die

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gotta love that

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12 days
it took me to get
dr azahari

bomb maker for bali bombings

a magic spell against

dr death and

kuta's witchdctor ids very happy

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ok kuta

dont steal th main trace dear

yr supposed to identify yrself

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bible's arent supposed to

kill

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but then

i go back and read bits

of other bibles

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and remember this one is

a solipsist bible

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that keeps stealing th main memory trace

wot about the land surfer bitch

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kuta just pointed to th mullbowl

scuse i

.
.
.

no it didnt run out
this xmas

and it wasnt really my doing
as usual

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"wot's in th bowl bitch ?"

my twin brother

drugs dickhead

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shaggy
'oh carolina'
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- come on pirate jenny
- you are used to killing ppl

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- steal yr brtoehr's body often enough

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it hurts

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almost as bad as paulie's testicles

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still got

hours of visions left

in th aftergasm glow

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- kuta man is resigned to it

he's a cunt

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bomfunk mcs
'uprocking beats'
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- u'll do yr job jennifer
- yr brother has accepted a contract

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i'll do my job

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yr still a shithead

awd bitch

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giver of life

wot crap kuta

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i cant believe kuta volcano

ever gave life

too fuckin nasty

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named after
th honey of a stingless bee

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see
ruthless religions

u live with that kuta ?

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just one
stoners bible

th book of paul and jenny

of th oldest rleigion on th planet

australian aboriginal witchdoctor religion

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i had to go and prove th fucker was real

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but did i ever have a choice ?

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elvis costello
'wacthing the detectives'
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th first five or so i whacked

i didnt have a psychic blog

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didnt need it

th fucker's still died

round about day seven

slwo cunt i am

took me a while to figure it out

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page two of

my psychic blog

th open mind project

i dragged one

christopher skase

to his death

behind my car but

only in my blog and

seven days later

he died

of natural causes

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u did deserve it

christopher

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five and a half yrs online

another milestone

for

the stoners bible

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th other
witchdoctor ghosts

at least once
ya have to have been dead

have given me my ranking back

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triple o

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too lethal for doubel o agent

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hmm

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the prodigy
'firestarter'
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i'm a bit of a shitstirrer

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and violently psychic

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but

i'm not

the instrument

of their death

i'm a singer

i just sing to th land

background

cause i'm a

back ground singer

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th new yr
has commenced

magic
is out of th box and

maybe coming to kill you

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dont kill aussies

ever

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i'm
230000 for fifty

and
a hundred thousand for five

and in a bad enough mood
cause it feels good

when ya predict
a couple hundred thousand ppl's deaths

backwards

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i reckon
next time i strike

i go for

three hundred thousand dead

for one australian

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or
austral-asian

as th case may be

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system of a down
'sad statue'
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i know it;s going to hurt me

th psychic backlash i always get

but

i've got th taste

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i wont pretend it

doesnt scare th fuck out of me but

i see th why

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falling land

comin in

from th sky

24/7

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is buggin me

superpsychic that i am

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would be funny hey stoners bible
if th big one

did take out hippie country
wouldnt harm th economy

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too many
mad stoned hippies

decrying
to th ether

they live in

rainbow country

and how safe they are

no u arent

nothing is

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all livin on th flanks of

mt warning

hmm

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robin ford
'house of blues'
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i want th cunts
to work on

gettin humanity into space

or i'm gunna knock em over

because i can cunt

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u wanna fight religion

take on my religion

one man

"one of many"

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i'll get osama

i've finished reeling

from asking for th northern pakistan earthquake

chasin bad guys

well it
did get an awful lot of

islamic terrorist cunts

which was wot th spell was aimed at

posted on th net

th night before it hit

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i'm back

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i ned somethgn special kuta

something more special than

this psychic blog

proposing to
nicole kidman
12 mnths to th day

bfore she got married

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i've spoked to th magic stingless bees paulie
"thanks sis"

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blind melon
'no rain'
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dont fill th dams

until i fuckin well say so

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"u know there's a huge system comin thru"

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i can jump up and down cant i ?

"oh yeah"

+++

u think th old bitch
really started life ?

"she;s an awfully old volcano"
fuck she was fractious

"still is"

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has anybody seen th bridge ?

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"wot was that?"

i dunno

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"ok"

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city high
'city high anthem'
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just singin with th
uni verse
dont mind me

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another city high song
that's been wrongly named

"just to confuse things"

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the offspring
'staring at the sun'
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does that make it clearer ?
"yes it does"

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"thank you"

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arse just fell out of sky

"means it started raining"

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i got other problems

besides th weather

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four billion idiot humans

all runnin around

fighting over land and

religion

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i can use th fractious weather

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b2k
'bump bump bump'
+++

but i get bigger kills

from quakes

+++

maybe

+++

a bit of both

+++

wet
unstable
ground

+++

how much oil
did they rip out of that rock plate ?

"rock oil ?"
yes

"lots"

+++

hmm

+++

th shadows are reading stronger

"it's that volcano in indonesia"

+++

when is she gunna pop kuta ?

+++
the black eyed peas
'hands up'
+++

yr such a bitch

+++

stingless bee honey

my arse

+++

now we're cooking with gas

+++

i'm a cynical cunt
i'm betting

i have to kill
more than twenty million

before anyone notices

the witchdoctor of australia is alive and well

and takin his ppl's

out into space

where land
doesnt fall on yr head

24/7

whiel ppl argue
about wot some cunt said

a coupel of
thousand yrs ago

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fuck that
i'm alive now

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the panel
'closing theme'
+++
the black eyed peas
'shut up'
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th ghosts of

australian witchdoctors

both past and

future

help me

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our religion is

the oldest

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so ancient

tens of
thousands of yrs old

and still

magically active

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get these cunts off my planet kuta
i'm psychic enough

to dodge rocks

falling from th sky

they arent

i want my
unicycle lanes

thru th forest

and up into th treehouse

+++

just gotta clear a
coupel hundred thouand hippies out of th area first

fuckin lazy peasants

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"no problem"

+++

live in a safe
zone do ya

rainbow country

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th queensland hippies
have been laughin at ya

ever since we figured out

why they call it rainbow country

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now if ya take a line off

mt warning

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scribe
'not many'(remix)
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u could wipe th whole valley clean of th scum

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hidin in th hills

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"i thought we"
"didnt work inside our borders"

i like scarin hippies
lazy cunts

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at eleven
in amsterdam

in 1973
i listened to th tale

the king of th hippies told me

whiel we shared a joint

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i was livin

in a loft

on th amstel river

overlookin his mad raft and

+++

during th petrol crisis

+++

disturbed our holiday

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i guess it was karma

i met the king of the hippies

in person

and listened to his tale of woe

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marianne faithfull
'pirate jenny'
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on his raft

th mad

king of th hippies raft

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he had pirates

my oath he had pirates

+++

but he was so out of it
he didnt much care

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i ran that

party house

in th devils gap

i know

inside kuta voclano

and they call it

the gap

they had to sell land there

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eighteen months

coupel hundred ppl a night

ten acres of madness

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the farm

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in th centre of th

extinct volcano

+++

and doin way too much drugs

had one rule

and one rule only

i'm in every session

u blow out th host

and then u can run rampant

no rules

+++

motorcycles in th
kitchen

doing burnouts

+++

my bike
living

in my dining room

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and when i was there

at the farm

and threatened to burn down

the ashgrove
police station

because th police had a

shotgun microphone pointed at th place

+++
?
'track 7'
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goin in
with two jerry cans of fuel

strapped to my back

on th 360 bike

+++

funny thing is

i didnt burn it down

was someone else with a grudge

but

they didnt rebuild it

they put a
little farm there

where
the farm's
worst enemy had been

a place for

ppl who've been naughty

to work off their community service

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david essex
'rock on'
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the
next witchdoctor of kuta
is a white chick

"with nice tits"

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kuta lady

+++

sometimes
ya gotta bee

merciless babe

no matter

yr blog screams about it for

a yr afterwards

ya just

gotta do it

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like everything else
it hurts less
over time

th first

hundred thousand

are th worst

it gets easier

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so it's
360

thousand now

with th latest estimates

+++

my soul
knows

i get at least
650 thousand

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edie brickhill and the new bohemians
'what i am'
+++

will i have a crack at th iraq problem ?

+++

coffee ...

+++
led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
+++

hmm

+++

maybe i just write
damn good clues

to th song about to play

"isnt that th game ?"

it's one of them

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honing my lethal gift

+++

i'm coming osma

psychic australian aboriginal black tracker

we can follow

anything
anywhere
anytime

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i pass for white and

black and

some ppl
have trouble

telling if th
witchdoctor is a

boy or a girl

i might just pass by you osama

one i wouldnt mind

goin back to my

minder days in th showground

and doin personal like

+++

but

there's more

psychic thrill

to go after big numbers

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hurts more but

individual deaths

dont do as much

+++

oh

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figured out
how oz gets it's inland sea

if i buy the farm

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kelis
'milkshake'
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thanks kuta

they wont believe ya though

they never do

who listens to a beehive

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rainbow valley

would be th entrance

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"can i shift to te three ?"

ok

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"th three redheads in orbit"

"are spinning"

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it's not th big one

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[deleted]

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secret mens business

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noosha fox
's-s-s-single bed'
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kuta's shutdown communication
"thank god"

u beeing facetious ?

"facetous"

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'gives me headache gazing into th mantle"

but there's nothing actually there

+++

"ya gotta deal with th picture of reality babe"

"come on"

i looked inside
and saw nothing

because there is

nothing

"basic zen 101"

+++

th basic equation of th universe is fucked

everything equals nothing

+++

"why we have th rule"

opposite reactions

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ram jam
'black betty'
+++

fucking gravity

fuck off

+++

it's just a state of

spin

+++

orientation

+++

four hours
in th saddle

on th unicycle

zen

lots of pot

lots of pot

and i understood it

balance and

gravity but

couldnt articulate it

+++

surfing the land

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which i worship as my god

but it doesnt really exist

because nothing does

but it does

+++

how can ya sell
soemthing that falls on yr head

+++

th direct opposite

empty space

sells at a higher premium

further uptime

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massive attack
'hymn of the big wheel'
+++

when i saw th

humns

liek us

throw that dyson sphere

a huge ball

an artifact

th size of a planetary system

down th rift

to make

empty space

so they could sell

improved space

vacuumed by th dyson sphere

no rocks floating in it

just a

fine dust cloud

that it emits

out it;s rear end

anything they dont like

they throw in it;s mouth

it never gags

i think it's a plasma life form

i do know

we have a symbitoic relationship to them

+++

only one problem folowing it

occasionally

she spits a baby star

out her rear end

+++

but she's polite

where she shits

+++

so

i'm tryin to gaze

into th far future and

see why this particualr

space city

hiding in cloud

full of humans

is so particular

about me
accesing their city fathers

the computers

+++

i want yr random number generator

+++
frente
'accidently kelly street'
+++

th wobblie bitch

yes

+++

i know u've got an improvement on mine and

mine was simple

+++

KISS

+++

mine's got a small wave

not a perfect

flat line

an imperfection

+++

i dont mind it wobbles a bit

all my unicycles do but

am i now a cyborg ?

+++

wheel tail monkey

falling
forward

on a flywheel

all th time

preparing for

space

+++

th prices
they get for

pure empty space

man

i dont get it but

cause it aint see thru

+++

adds to th safety but

spoils th view

+++

get th bitch to hodl her asre shut for a bit

or blwo back th other way

doesnt she wanna stay under a light speed

+++

some of us

still liek a good view

+++
scott brown
'now is the time'
+++

[far future i think]

+++

finally th narrator did something

+++

rich fat cunts
sitting in empty space with

a bloody great big vacuum cleaner
ridin forward of em

that is one big shark

+++

never cared where it was going

+++

mass is everywhere

+++
the stranglers
'gold and brown'
+++

a black hole hey

+++

i dont think so

+++

i've seen u open yr poles

+++

one day

we'll move u

because we're humanity

and it'll be about money

empty space

wot'll they think of next

+++
wall of voodoo
'mexican radio'
+++

[deleted]
[secret mens business]

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[triple o has left th blog]

[think he's chasing porn]

[fuck off peasants]

.
.
.

[one of many]
[high priest of kuta]

[the stoners bible]
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p.s.

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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no15'
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